Post #163393
January 27, 2022, 06:56:55 PM
Everyone decided to take a breather while Directly made the all but impossible pie flavored cake flavored pie. Much like the name, people didn’t know how to comprehend this flavor that was somehow both delicious but had a tinge of disappointment as well as giving folks the urge to want to do mathematics for some strange reason.
Dracula and Van Helsing shared a piece and began to reminisce about their rivalry as they skipped across the clearing. This pleased Pennywise as he joined in the fun, bringing a balloon with him and skipping alongside them. Severus Snape also joined in the fun as the four of them skipped across merrily and singing about the yellow brick road until the Wicked Witch flew in and took Dracula’s puppy away, popping Pennywise’s balloon before she flew away cackling (as Pennywise cried uncontrollably).
Hearing the crying, a group of rugged looking lumberjacks appeared out of nowhere as they broke out in Riverdance, much to the surprise of the Hobbits who were somehow offended by this and challenged them to a dance off. But the real winner of this contest was Commander Shepherd, who impressed everyone with their salsa and tango moves that they did with Cersei Lannister, who had begun to fall for the intergalactic hero before Shepherd dropped her and made it clear that they were in love with Directly.
Watching this with intensity was Petyr Balish, who stood there wondering just who he could start rubbing shoulders with while Varys, insulted at the fact that Petyr had turned down his invitation of planting flowers, sent a horde of literal birds after Petyr…though they suddenly turned into cards as Pegasus and Yugi Moto called forth their millenium items before challenging each other to a duel, in which they somehow lost to Pacman who wasn’t even playing.
During this time, Michi and Ruguo pressed a button as the cheery atmosphere changed, and the group began arguing about useless things such as walnuts and how Geico is superior to Progressive despite Flo being the better mascot. Within minutes, Petyr Balish was surrounded by the group after claiming that the General was the superior auto insurance, as they were opinioned to death by the angry mob. The other players were visibly confused at what was even happening at this moment, and they began to regret stepping into the game, wondering just what they had gotten themselves into.
Final Vote Count:
Gerrick: 2 (Aersoldorf, Captan Lunch, Laurentus)
Captan Lunch: 7 (Cozmikrae, Abbi, Dolby, Wintermoot, Gerrick, NoName)
Wintermoot: 1 (TGN)
Laurentus: 1 (ExLight)
TGN: 1 (Eastern New England)
No lynch: 1 (Anubhav Ghosh)
No vote/unvoted: Red Mones, Moondrop, Vroendal, KingofDominaria
Captan_Lunch was killed. They were Petyr Baelish of Werewolf 14, which was the most harmless 3p role in the history of werewolf for all of you who don’t want to go check out that game’s lore yourself. I’m personally sad the role was taken out so fast.
Night 1 begins NOW and will run until 1pm CST tomorrow, which is give or take 24 hours from now. Please send me actions via PM or Discord.