Friends, Wintreans, Nobles lend me your ears. I have a dream.
A dream that one day I will understand regional politics in Nationstates and that starts here today with your votes.
You may find yourself thinking what can Hapi do for you?
To that I say ask not what Hapi can do for you ask what Hapi can do for Wintreath.
I am a fresh perspective. I am a new voice. I am the change from the status quo.But what do you believe Hapi?
Well I hold these truths to be self evident.
All Wintreans of every house lesser or greater are created equal. Do you think you can win Hapi?
Well I'm not sure but one thing I do believe is that I'll debate them on the beaches in the streets and in town halls and I will never surrender.
I believe that my viewpoints will be beneficial, a new point of view if you will.But Hapi you've admitted you don't know a thing about what this even means.
Very astute disembodied voice asking me these questions. The only thing you have to fear in voting me is fear itself.
I doubt I'll like destroy anything.Did you just campaign by quoting famous speeches from history and applying them to Wintreath?
Yes. Yes I did.
Why should I vote for someone who's clearly joking?
I'm not joking. I truly believe in Wintreath and I want to learn how to participate in regional politics here but I know little of what any of this means. I've been told the Underhausen is a great place to start that journey but I don't know how to campaign for a body that I don't understand.
I'm unsure what the underhausen does. How it functions or how its supposed to function. But within my rewrites of famous speeches there are kernals of truth. Pay attention to those and you may just realize this joke campaign is a bit more serious.
And now I leave you with my campaign slogan.
Hapi-ness starts with Hapi. It's literally my name