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Person 1

Once upon a time, there was man named Terry.

Person 2

Once upon a time, there was a man named Terry.  Terry was a questionable man with questionable tastes, but he had a deep dark secret.

Person 3

Once upon a time, there was a man named Terry.  Terry was a questionable man with questionable tastes, but he had a deep dark secret.  In his free time, Terry had an odd obsession with collecting miniature ducks in Hawaiian shirts.

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Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.

Long ago in a distant land, there was a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.

Long ago in a distant land, there was a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained.

Long ago in a distant land, there was a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.

Long ago in a distant land, there was a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance.

Long ago in a distant land, there was a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance.

Long ago in a distant land, there was a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit.

Long ago in a distant land, there was a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles.