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Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world. And finally, from the Land Of Ice, came the final threat, a cold wind wishing to freeze all plant life, especially potatoes.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world. And finally, from the Land Of Ice, came the final threat, a cold wind wishing to freeze all plant life, especially potatoes.  But the great Potatoe, in its Starchy Wisdom, saw these threats, and sent the Snakes from Ireland to cover the Earth and destroy all that threatened to ruin the Great Tuberous Plan.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world. And finally, from the Land Of Ice, came the final threat, a cold wind wishing to freeze all plant life, especially potatoes.  But the great Potatoe, in its Starchy Wisdom, saw these threats, and sent the Snakes from Ireland to cover the Earth and destroy all that threatened to ruin the Great Tuberous Plan. But the Snakes were too Snakey and began a potatoe protection startup that only helped those who could afford to pay.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world. And finally, from the Land Of Ice, came the final threat, a cold wind wishing to freeze all plant life, especially potatoes.  But the great Potatoe, in its Starchy Wisdom, saw these threats, and sent the Snakes from Ireland to cover the Earth and destroy all that threatened to ruin the Great Tuberous Plan. But the Snakes were too Snakey and began a potatoe protection startup that only helped those who could afford to pay.

In another land far away known as America, the snakes were introduced to something called "oil," in which they had turned away from their potato duties to start selling.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world. And finally, from the Land Of Ice, came the final threat, a cold wind wishing to freeze all plant life, especially potatoes.  But the great Potatoe, in its Starchy Wisdom, saw these threats, and sent the Snakes from Ireland to cover the Earth and destroy all that threatened to ruin the Great Tuberous Plan. But the Snakes were too Snakey and began a potatoe protection startup that only helped those who could afford to pay.

In another land far away known as America, the snakes were introduced to something called "oil," in which they had turned away from their potato duties to start selling.  One of the more enterprising Snakes, Snek D. Snekafeller, cornered the market on this "oil" and used it to transport more potatoes to everywhere in the world, spreading the faithful and their Holy Message.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world. And finally, from the Land Of Ice, came the final threat, a cold wind wishing to freeze all plant life, especially potatoes.  But the great Potatoe, in its Starchy Wisdom, saw these threats, and sent the Snakes from Ireland to cover the Earth and destroy all that threatened to ruin the Great Tuberous Plan. But the Snakes were too Snakey and began a potatoe protection startup that only helped those who could afford to pay.

In another land far away known as America, the snakes were introduced to something called "oil," in which they had turned away from their potato duties to start selling.  One of the more enterprising Snakes, Snek D. Snekafeller, cornered the market on this "oil" and used it to transport more potatoes to everywhere in the world, spreading the faithful and their Holy Message. However, a new snake in town, CorneliHiss VanderBoailt, started a rival company that threatened Snekafeller monopoly.

Long ago in a distant land, there were a potato and a tomato.  Then a potato weevil was found inside a hole it made in the potato.  The tomato, as with all wicked things, rotted away into nothingness, as the Great Spud ordained. However, then the tomato miraculously resurrected to its former glory, aided by a retired priest who believed in the sanctity of all vegetables.  Luckily, this vile priest and his heresy were burned at The Steak as punishment for this horrendous act, and the universe returned to its state of perfect balance. However, once reached, balance is tenuous to maintain, and the tomato was reformed, throwing off the balance. The priest's spirit was doomed to follow the tomato until its true end of days, as the priest performed a sacred vegetable resurrection ritual on the tomato, which is a rotten fruit. As the tomatoe suffered through its terrible trials and tribulations, so did the spirit of the heretical priest.

And yet, through all this, the potato endured, continuously providing sustenance for hard-working folk and serving as a symbol of honesty and constancy.  The tomato soon sprouted good fruit and suddenly started growing into the sky like a certain beanstalk. Wary of the tomato's newfound growth, The Great Spud instructed its followers to maim the tomato. But, in an unfortunate twist of irony, The Great Spud's most ardent followers became hungry as they maimed the tomato and decided to eat it, becoming heretics in the process.  The Great Potatoe in its infinite Wisdom, Might and knowledge of Justice however, smote the new Heretics and their tomato beanstalk with fire and a great flood, banishing them from the Holy Land of Ireland.

But across the seas in a far away land called 'Latvia' a new threat emerged. It was something that threatened both the empires of the Potato and the Tomato equally: Leaf beetles. These creatures, the vanguard of the insect empire, were gathering to invade the Fruity Realms and engorge themselves on the lush, leafy plants of the land.  In another land called "Greenland", there was another threat emerging, people who wanted to kill exterminate all tomatos and potatos from the known world. And finally, from the Land Of Ice, came the final threat, a cold wind wishing to freeze all plant life, especially potatoes.  But the great Potatoe, in its Starchy Wisdom, saw these threats, and sent the Snakes from Ireland to cover the Earth and destroy all that threatened to ruin the Great Tuberous Plan. But the Snakes were too Snakey and began a potatoe protection startup that only helped those who could afford to pay.

In another land far away known as America, the snakes were introduced to something called "oil," in which they had turned away from their potato duties to start selling. One of the more enterprising Snakes, Snek D. Snekafeller, cornered the market on this "oil" and used it to transport more potatoes to everywhere in the world, spreading the faithful and their Holy Message. However, a new snake in town, CorneliHiss VanderBoailt, started a rival company that threatened Snekafeller monopoly. And so began the aptly-named "Snake Oil Wars".