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Silly boys...I will always be Queen of the Hill. You may do away with my clones but you will never destroy me

  The Golden Persian is rather confused at the divorce, having assumed that the party of wedding was simply an extension of a friendship, not having realized the paper he had signed was legal tender. In any case, the Golden Persian, decides to watch as the shield begins to blow up, as literally the air around the shield will always have an atom of oxygen or nitrogen, or some dust particle. The Golden Persian moves in after the explosion, and, taking the unconscious Stacky to the hospital, goes back and once more claims the hill, taking the real or clone Jonewest as the Queen once more (having no hard feelings about the divorce, just liking the interesting friendship, and not really caring if it a clone...clones are beings too!)

Polaris is confused as to what is going on, but uses the Real or Cloned JW to dethrone GP. Polaris also decided to use Stacky as a puppet and proclaim him as the king, but he is influenced by what I declare him to do.

  The Golden Persian sees that Timothia uses the word "being" by his own definition of the word being. Due to the dialect and language uses of different planetary systems, The Golden Persian is able to loophole out of the contract, and, using additional legal framework to get him distracted by a constant bombardment of legal paperwork, The Golden Persian once again claims the hill.

I have finally gotten my lawyers to work through all the paperwork and legally claim the Hill once again.

I do go through kings quite quickly...it's like I'm Henry VIII or something.

I do go through kings quite quickly...it's like I'm Henry VIII or something.

^^Ba-dum crash

*emerges from the hospital for the second time, blinking in the sunlight and somewhat confused*
*remembers GP broke my expensive energy shield*
*also finds Polaris in control of the hill, who voluntarily gives it up to me*

Thanks, Polaris.

*takes Timothia's paperwork and throws it into the sun, where it is turned to ash*
*sees JW has got up from my throne to go make himself some nutella-covered chocolate ice cream cake*
*sits down on the throne, and pushes second button on watch*
*safety restraints emerge from the throne and secure me in place*
*pops one of the balloons holding up the hill, and the hill starts listing to the right*
*JW looks up, surprised, and rolls off the hill and back down to the ground*

*Yawns*
*Taps Stacky's shoulder*
I am never leaving here, dear
Accept me as your Queen or you will never hold control over this hill
*Enjoys his Queendom of the Hill*

*Polaris is dissatisfied with his cheating queen, but goes with the failed marriage anyway.

*Dictates Stacky on what to do on the hill as pretend-king while being the hidden dictator.

FINE.
*accepts JW as Queen of the Hill*

Man, I don't know about you guys, but everything Polaris says is like, the best advice ever.

Glad my boys can play nice with each other

 After an awkward dethroning by Jonewest based off of Polaris, The Golden Persian comes back, sighs, and bursts into the throne room, where The Golden Persian moves up too Stacky. Seeing the safety restraints, The Golden Persian quickly gags Stacky, and, with hired mercenaries, have them lift the throne chair, take Stacky off the hill in his own restraints. "The...how you humans say...the irony," The Golden Persian says smirking, sitting in the new throne chair, with Jonewest once again at The Golden Persians side, and sets up a bounty to anyone who can catch Polaris and his minions.

The Golden Persian is now under my command. I declare you to kill all enemies... also declare me as your "advisor".

*frustrated that my hill keeps being seized, I decide to do something about it*
*evilly laughs at GP*
Aha, but GP, you forgot one very important thing!! YOU LET ME KEEP MY THRONE!!
*presses right hand into the armrest, where the hand-scanner verifies that the occupant of the throne is, in fact, Stacky*
*throne deploys its very own portable trans-warp beaming device*
*activates the device, transporting every molecule that makes up the hill (and JW too, I suppose) several billion light-years away to an undisclosed location*
*beams to the hill and puts on spacesuit*
*TGP and his mercenaries suddenly realize that the ground below them has vanished, and they fall (for about the billionth time) down to earth and land in a very bloody parking lot to a Six Flags*
*Polaris emerges from the bathroom and looks up to realize his hill has vanished*

And the hill is mine! (And JW's!) ;D

A new place, I dig it

  The Golden Persian stands up, rather bloody, cracking back. "Really now,did you have to kill all these humans...there blood is everywhere...and really like, reinforced body...I'm not as squishy as you humans...oh, is that trans-warp residue in the air...I do love the smell...almost akin to a Snaarfles sneezle..."

  The Golden Persian passes by Polaris. "Oh, and next time you attempt to control me...actually figure out how to do it...like seriously, you humans...also, you got toilet paper on your shoe."

  The Golden Persian calls up the local sectors information archivists, asking for the location of a hill that had used a trans-warp dive (ver. 2 by the taste in the air). After receiving the info, The Golden Persian laughed. "Oh no, not there...idiots."

  The Golden Persian then goes to the hotel across the street, till The Golden Persian sees that the hill begins to materialize back, as it was caught in a hole in a rift of space-time near a quasar. The Persian sees that Stacky seems to have entered a shock/comatose like state after seeing the quasar and being in the rift,and had him sent to a mental institute for study.

  "Welcome back Jonewest...hope you enjoyed the scenery...not many humans have that pleasure without going insane..."