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I'm already quite insane love.

I can vouch for that.

With a swift fish slapping, Nox dislodges Jonewest as eternal Queen of the Hill and takes hder own place there.

* Wintermoot is the king of the hill now.

* Wintermoot is king of all

* Denth Kasten assassinates Wintermoot

I, Denth Eskivar Kasten, do hereby crown myself King of the Hill (And Wintreath)!

HAIL KING KASTEN I!

* Wintermoot strikes down Denth Kasten

Unfortunately, you can't be. You're apparently the Vice-President of an illegitimate Wintrean government.

It is perfectly Legitimate.

* Denth Kasten places Wintermoot under arrest for dissenting

* Denth Kasten declares himself King and Vice-President of Wintreath. (and the hill, of course)

* Denth Kasten takes Drexyl Acheron Malfoy as his Queen and Second Lady. Hail!

  Not knowing how he was usurped, quickly finding that Denth is currently in charge, quickly organizes and executes a coup, sending Denth into a frozen exile.

* Denth Kasten returns with an army of snowmen, and retakes the throne.

* Jonewest is still the Eternal Queen of the hill.

*Stacky emerges from the hospital after a very long recovery*
*looks over at the hill to see what has happened*

"Fuck that, Imma go for some KFC. Have fun fighting over JW."

  The Golden Persian waits until summer, when the snowmen melt (a la Olaf), and then while you're in the bathroom, padlock the door from the outside. I am the King of the Hill.

* Jonewest cuddles with his new King

Are you the Queen? Where's your crown and dress then? I mean you should wear a dress, right? Something in Duchess Kate's style.

I guess I could be a princess but tempation is quite strong.

*plots a coup*