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Mathyland burns the bridge with fire, allowing Elbbsas and his pizza to fall. He then hires Chuck Norris to push HannahB off the bigger hill. Finally, he takes the place as the king of the hill and eats better pizza than Elbbsas'.

Elbbsas climbs onto the original hill, dragging a large box behind her. She waits for three days and three nights, pushing the bare minimum of bread into the box. On the dawn of the fourth day, she points the box towards Mathy and the larger hill and cackles.

"Fly, my pretties!"

With a smooth motion she unlocks the box. Unleashed are twenty starving crows (there were meant to be twenty four, but four were not vicious enough to grab the bread from their breathren and thus starved. They were then ripped to pieces and eaten. Note to self, never work with animals again).

They sweep the skies. They see Mathy's pizza. They dive, they dive, they dive, and peck Mathy off the hill. They claw at him, bite at him, until his pizza is gone. More importantly, Mathy is no longer on the bigger hill.

Elbbsas takes out a deckchair and lounges on it, sipping a bottle of L&P, and keeps an eye on the bigger hill. As an afterthought, she takes out a bow and quiver of arrows to (hopefully) prevent people claiming the other hill.

((In other words, I'm feeling dramatic today))

*Q waltzes in and uncreates both hills and Elbbsas.  He then creates a larger hill, and sits upon it in a golden throne*

Elbbsas directs a dragon towards the new hill. The dragon proceeds to breathe fire, melting the golden throne. Elbbsas then, upon her steed, claims the hill.