Damn that's hot...I bet you're great at dirty talk. :p
/completely irrelevant comment 
It depends. I generally don't talk much, too much turns me off. It's all about moderation. I like to do a bit of talk, I like to hear it too, as long as it's just a bit. There must be the right mood, and the right girl. But yes, I've been told I'm good at it.
I don't even know why I'm writing to you about this shit. Would you like to know anything else about my sex life and/or capabilities while we're at it?
Bad day?
Every day is a bad day when forced to contend with atrociously stupid design decisions in gaming.
I hate playing a game that is overall great and then bam, there's that simple completely inane thing that pretty much ruins the game. What good is a game about your dynasty if you can't even control your breeding? I'm a fucking medieval eugenicist : I breed for beneficial traits and my retarded/not good enough sons become monks or dead. That's what CK2 is about. Half the game really is breeding good heirs because without great heirs you'll never accomplish much. Now of course it is mostly a random process since your child may or may not inherit the genetic traits you want and may be riddled with some you don't want; choosing your spouse is the single sole way for the player to "engineer" his dynasty. Sometimes I marry for alliances, sometimes I marry only for traits, sometimes I can get both and that makes me fucking happy. Yes, it's a bit gamey, but CK2's a game.
Yet for your wife to love strange dick so much nullifies it completely. I repeat, in most of my games, my wives can't get enough dick. 60 years old cocks, 16 years old cocks, French, Bohemian, Lithuanian, Danish penises, it matters not to them, as long as they're getting pecker-slapped, it's all good. My wives in semen are as happy as pigs in shit, rolling around and all. Some of the guys my wives got fucked by were such terrible characters too : shitty low-level demesnes, low single digit stats, at least one bad genetic trait, terrible personality that would probably get you committed in the real world, and best of all, an STD. They were simply completely awful in every sense of the word. Yet they banged my wife and gave her terrible offspring that I have to deal with, so a part of player agency is robbed away from me. Women are supposed to choose based on traits but I find that they don't reject terrible suitors often enough. Sometimes the wives get pregnant from imported semen so much that my character can't even tumble them himself. This is so because the Seduction events fire CONSTANTLY and you can just spam them until the woman accepts, and the AI is way too easy and chooses too often to be seduced. If they lowered the rate at which they fire or made it much less likely for women to accept, it'd be fine. But now it's just too fucking powerful.
From a gameplay perspective, Seduction is a disaster, but it's not even consistent with history or logic. Fidelity was a huge fucking deal in medieval times, especially in noble families because of the need to establish lineage/pedigree. There is just no way a good, noble Catholic wife would allow every man who looks at her to stick it in her ass. It's completely ahistorical. And second, as I wrote above, even the worst guy in the world can turn into Casanova with Seduction. Why would my Genius wife fuck a Slow guy? A Dwarf, for fuck's sake? One of the guys one of my wives cheated on me with was a fucking midget!
And they're not fixing it too. I'm not holding my breath, it took them years to fix the antipope bug. But right now, if I wanna play CK2, I turn off Way of Life entirely. Mostly I don't play it anymore. I think I should mod my game, surely there's a mod out there that fixes this fucking bullshit.
Funny. I've never aught my wife cheating. And most of my vassals aren't taking seduction focus.
Though then again, when I played Duchess of Matilda of Tuscany I got BOMBARDED by seduction offers after like 3 years. It was ridiculous, like, I would either get the 70 year old Prince Bishop of Bremen or one of my vassals hitting on me, alternating.
Still I mean, I seduced like everybody who hated me because I was a woman so perhaps that was why.... xD
You aren't catching your wife cheating because the rate at which that event fires is quite low. In other words, your character is a fucking fool. Once I was playing near Africa and my wife got the thirst for a big black cock and got pregnant, my character didn't even put two and two together. "Hmm, my wife is white, I am white, but this new baby has brown skin, coarse black hair and looks nothing like me. He must be mine!" I was so furious that I alt+F4'd out.
Yes, the bombardment you suffered while playing Matilda is pretty much par for the course for any woman with decent claims or a high rank. That's the big problem. Seduction events fire at a fully spinning Gatling gun rate and AI women pick to get seduced much too often even if the suitors are bad characters. At this point the only chance you have is picking a Chaste wife, but it also lowers
your fertility.
It used to be much worse (which is saying something) because at one point tons of fuckers around the world would pick Seduction. It wasn't that rare for you or your wife to be courted by 10+ men at the same time, but while you had the good sense of telling all of them to fuck off if you were playing a woman, an AI wife would assent so quickly to everybody that she probably got gangbanged a few times. She probably showed up to court after being bukkake'd with the splooge still flowing down her face and my character is such a bumbling idiot that he probably kissed her and just said "tastes a bit salty". There were literal plagues of STDs running around, so much that sometimes it was hard to find a wife without the pox. It was crazy. They fixed it a bit but not nearly enough.
