Oh snap, just realized we were thread neighbors! Time to return the favor since you asked me such great ones.
Hello neighbourino, can I borrow your TV-tray?
1.) What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
I haven't had a proper freezer in 13 or so years, so I my ice cream game has been pretty weak. I usually go for a white chocolate ones in sticky form, but if I can cheat I'll have several kinds (slabs, not scoops. Scoopy ice cream is wrong) and/or add jam and other possible goodies. Let's say... banana, pear, and liquorice ice creams with raspberry jam and sugary strawberries on the side. Really hard to go wrong with any sufficiently good quality ice cream.
2.) What is the one, major regret you have had thus far in your life?
I have to pick just one? Golly. Everything feels interconnected and ultimately cascading. I knew the best person in the world, and I let that person vanish from my life. I have done so many wrong choices, failed to apply myself countless times because ultimately I'm always just waiting to get back home and close the door to breath again. (Edit/ So I guess my regret is failing to overcome that.)
3.) For some reason you find yourself at the end stages of death row. What's your complete last meal before going to the gallows chair?
I'm assuming I have free budget and no other restrictions, YouTube tells me most of the US has strict limits these days? Looks like I have a day or two, so I'll assume I can use most of that time. My order starts with a case of lager (2.1 gallons), probably
Königsbacher since I have been enjoying that lately. For food I'll start with a
roll kebab, carry on with a "grand bacon hamburger", "mega hamburger", and pita-kebab-hamburger (with fries, chicken nuggets, and cucumber mayonnaise just to snack on between the bites of burger) from
Hesburger. Last course would be lasagna, preferably made by my father. If I had to eat my last meal in one sitting, in a timely manner, I'd just go with the lasagna and a glass of pink grapefruit soda.
4.) Which of the four Hogwarts Houses do you think you'd be sorted into? As a second-parter, what animal would be your Patronus?
I need to look back at 11 years old me, hmm. I had a lawn chair, colour TV and VCR in my room, I wasn't behaving too good in school, and this may even be before my grades started getting good. This is hard, I don't think they'd even bother sending me a letter (well
they didn't). I think the hat would put me in Hufflepuff, and once the dormitory door closes for the first time, there'd be someone to beat at least some hard work and dedication into me.
Hufflepuff values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play.
As for Patronus, that's tricky. I'd like it to be a fox, but since it's not actually up to me and I should really doubt if I could even manifest one, I'm really unsure. Bear is surely a common and lame pick, but in reality most of their lives revolve around getting/staying fat and sleeping (at least up here where it gets cold). They don't actually run around all day looking for beings to maul, they're very lazy and surprisingly playful. Also ugly as hell. So my Patronus might be a bear, hopefully with fur.
