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Post #85548 November 08, 2016, 06:10:15 AM
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    • Post #85548 November 08, 2016, 06:10:15 AM
    The Second Coming negates EMPs.
    In die donker ure skink net duiwels nog 'n dop, 
    Satan sit saam sy kinders en kyk hoe kom die son op. 
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    Post #85567 November 08, 2016, 04:26:33 PM
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    • Post #85567 November 08, 2016, 04:26:33 PM
    Heathens and Jews refuse the existence of the Second Coming.
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    Post #85568 November 08, 2016, 04:35:03 PM
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    • Post #85568 November 08, 2016, 04:35:03 PM
    The Second coming cares not for heathens and Jews.
    In die donker ure skink net duiwels nog 'n dop, 
    Satan sit saam sy kinders en kyk hoe kom die son op. 
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    Post #85571 November 08, 2016, 05:38:50 PM
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    • Post #85571 November 08, 2016, 05:38:50 PM
    The runners of the Universe simulation don't know or care that silly human religions exist, let alone the Second Coming, and proceed to continue their simulation as they see fit.
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    Post #85572 November 08, 2016, 05:51:17 PM
    Laurentus
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    • Post #85572 November 08, 2016, 05:51:17 PM
    A server crash happens.
    In die donker ure skink net duiwels nog 'n dop, 
    Satan sit saam sy kinders en kyk hoe kom die son op. 
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    Post #85574 November 08, 2016, 06:28:57 PM
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    • Post #85574 November 08, 2016, 06:28:57 PM
    The Amish defeat server crashes.
    I Hope You Have A Nice Day :]
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    Post #85577 November 08, 2016, 06:46:25 PM
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    • Post #85577 November 08, 2016, 06:46:25 PM
    A plague wipes out the Amish.
    In die donker ure skink net duiwels nog 'n dop, 
    Satan sit saam sy kinders en kyk hoe kom die son op. 
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    Post #85578 November 08, 2016, 06:47:44 PM
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    • Post #85578 November 08, 2016, 06:47:44 PM
    Modern medicine prevents the plague from spreading beyond the Amish.


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    Post #85579 November 08, 2016, 07:26:35 PM
    Laurentus
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    • Post #85579 November 08, 2016, 07:26:35 PM
    Trump becomes president.
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    Post #85580 November 08, 2016, 07:43:17 PM
    Elbbsas
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  • Post #85580 November 08, 2016, 07:43:17 PM
    Laurentus posted on November 08, 2016, 07:26:35 PM
    Trump becomes president.

    Okaaaaay I'm going to have to step in here. You kinda do need to say WHAT you are beating, WHAT is beating it, and HOW it is being beaten.

    I'll assume your point was something like: "Trump becomes president and gets rid of modern medicine laws." Just stating a thing is kinda cheating, no matter what it is. Otherwise, we get people just saying "Nuke," and that's just uncreative. :/



    Congress prevents Trump enacting any policies.
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    Post #85582 November 08, 2016, 08:18:26 PM
    Laurentus
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    • Post #85582 November 08, 2016, 08:18:26 PM
    Gotcha.
    In die donker ure skink net duiwels nog 'n dop, 
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    Post #85583 November 08, 2016, 08:49:06 PM
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    • Post #85583 November 08, 2016, 08:49:06 PM
    Canadian finally destroy that silly American "congress" and burn everyone involved in it alive, so enraged are they at the loss of their maple syrup.
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    Post #85590 November 08, 2016, 10:22:59 PM
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    • Post #85590 November 08, 2016, 10:22:59 PM
    Elbbsas posted on November 08, 2016, 07:43:17 PM
    Otherwise, we get people just saying "Nuke," and that's just uncreative. :/

    Nuke destroys Canada. :D
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    Post #85592 November 08, 2016, 10:44:43 PM
    taulover
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    • Post #85592 November 08, 2016, 10:44:43 PM
    Stanislav Petrov stops nukes from launching.

    Edit: Also, "Jill Stein becomes president" would be more fitting, consider how she and the Green Party pander so much to anti-vaxxers.
    « Last Edit: November 08, 2016, 10:52:24 PM by taulover »
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    Post #85595 November 09, 2016, 12:02:05 AM
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    Bad sitcoms distract Stanislav Petrov.

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