Post #16199
July 14, 2014, 03:30:20 PM
The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.138 billion Nak nakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.
Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.
