Post #172066
December 10, 2022, 04:03:49 PM
CHRONOLOGICAL!!!
Within the Democratic Forces of the Northern Greenlandic Internal Defense, many of the leaders within the country worry once again. With December 25th approaching, many fear the crime wave across the world Santa Claus will bring.
Rnesspo - Democratic Forces HQ
Qubrick Joshua, the commander of the democratic forces, finishes the last letter to all WARPP nations as well as the Santa Claus search and destroy warrant. The letter reads: “To whoever it may concern, the “red menace” otherwise know as Santa Claus is destined to be active within 14-15 days. The people of The Greenlandic North are tired of the amount of corruption and bribery Santa, who we will now refer to as Target Whisky or Target W, brings to each nation every year. If you wish to stand and fight with us against Target W please write back as soon as humanly possible, with your assistance we can destroy Target W.
- Qubrick Joshua.”
Qubrick then issues the warrant to the entire nation. Every phone, TV, table, radio, or anything with some sort of transmitting capability changes to the government EAS channel.
“PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” A robotic voice pleads. “The infamous Santa Claus, who for safety purposes will now be referred to as Target Whisky, Target W, and The Red Menace, is getting ready to commit their national crime spree across the globe in 14 days, we need your help to stop him! The Red Menace is being charged with; Breaking and Entering, Bribery, Misconduct, Disturbing the Peace, and Solicitation in this nation alone, others have even fuller lists. How can you protect yourself on December 24th? Lock ALL doors and windows in your apartment, keep a fire in any fireplace alive, arm everyone in some way, and have at least one person awake in the downstairs area until December 25th at 09:00. We thank you for your cooperation. Democratic Forces: Peace Through Force.”