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Come up with your most biting (and silliest) Shakespearean style insults and collect as many likes as you can. Blow your opponents away (with something other than your elderberry laden breath this time). After you post your insult, please include 2 challenge words the person after you MUST include in theirs! The words can be ridiculous, because the insults certainly will be!

(This is all in good fun so don’t take this seriously y’all).

The starting challenge words are: goose and wood

Thou arst shaped like a goose and beholding a brain of wood!

Ballon and Turkey

(Am I doing this right? )

(Perfectly!)

Thy mother was balon shaped and thy father no shapelier than the gizzard of a turkey, knave.

Soap and coconut

I should wait for someone else but this is perfect

Thou hast a head empty as one’s coconut, and thou feasts on soap rather than using it!

Waterfall and Glass 

If thou were a waterfall, thou could not shatter even-eth the most-eth fragile of glass.


Smile and thief.

Why art thou smiling ye thief? Thou thievery wast caught by my blind baby's smile.

Edit: Forgot to add two words so for future viewers' sake.

Olde Cobbler

Fie on you and fie on your designs, pernicious in its gall!

Dragon and fruit

Fie on you and fie on your designs, pernicious in its gall!

Dragon and fruit

Where are your challenge words?