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Post #28632 January 30, 2015, 04:49:33 AM
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    • Post #28632 January 30, 2015, 04:49:33 AM
    When it comes to dick, I'm exclusively into human dick. :P
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    I went all the way to Cassadega to commune with the dead
    They said "You'd better look alive"
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    Post #28646 January 30, 2015, 10:51:41 PM
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  • Post #28646 January 30, 2015, 10:51:41 PM
    Comedy gold, Pengu. 
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    Post #34510 May 08, 2015, 05:35:20 PM
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    • Post #34510 May 08, 2015, 05:35:20 PM
    Does this mean I won?

    Quote from: Fruity Brotherz
    Honestly I may join your region. Though this is just a game so I will probably stick to messing around... I will still consider your region. :)
    Thanks
    Quote from: Wintermoot
    Thanks for considering us! I hope you ultimately decide that we're worthy of your residence. :)
    -Winter
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    Well Of Course I'm worthy! I'm better than half of your region....
    Quote from: Wintermoot
    Haha. I think you read my reply the wrong way, but I suppose confidence is a good trait to have here. :P
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    Lol. Why do you waste your life playing this. You r so funny. LOLZ xD
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    And yet you're wasting your life on this game replying to me. xD
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    Lol
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    I'm in school doe
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    Sounds unfortunate lol
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    Blocked.
    Quote from: Wintermoot
    Aww, I thought we were having fun. :(


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    Post #34520 May 08, 2015, 06:40:46 PM
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    • Post #34520 May 08, 2015, 06:40:46 PM
    Yes! Hahaha.
    Duke Klause Edíl-Astos Meindhert
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    "Not all those who wander are lost."
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    Post #34543 May 09, 2015, 03:21:42 AM
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    • Post #34543 May 09, 2015, 03:21:42 AM
    Bahaha, I don't quite understand why he blocked you though.  :P
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    Post #34625 May 09, 2015, 06:27:30 PM
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    • Post #34625 May 09, 2015, 06:27:30 PM
    I don't quite follow? :-\
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    Post #34626 May 09, 2015, 06:36:19 PM
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    • Post #34626 May 09, 2015, 06:36:19 PM
    Good God.
    In die donker ure skink net duiwels nog 'n dop, 
    Satan sit saam sy kinders en kyk hoe kom die son op. 
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    Post #73446 April 29, 2016, 09:49:17 PM
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    • Post #73446 April 29, 2016, 09:49:17 PM
    Reviving this! Sometimes I wonder if I should report some of these telegrams to moderation, but I figure that they're new and it isn't really worth my time to.

    From The Empire of Greek Philo Republic:
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    The Empire of Greek Philo Republic: I don't play nerdy stuff. I would play AOE. And Civ5. But my Civ5 was on my brothers account which somehow lost its password? But I don't play with such people. This is politics and geography. Not MOBA!

    Wintermoot: Online political simulators are nerdy stuff, and you're here, so......:P

    The Empire of Greek Philo Republic: No, politics is not nerdy. It's serious stuff. Do you think a government sits their wearing glasses playing MOBA all day. NO! You stupid fucktard.

    Wintermoot: Yes, I'm sure that serious governments are online playing NationStates most of the time instead. xD

    The Empire of Greek Philo Republic: Stop texting on your cellphone you retarded gay jellyfish. And stop fucking that tard. It has no anus.
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    Post #100164 July 05, 2017, 02:56:59 AM
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    • Post #100164 July 05, 2017, 02:56:59 AM
    It's been awhile since I got an amusing telegram, but here's one from Francicia:

    "Sorry buddy, but I do not associate with sodomites."

    He ended up in Right to Life, of course, lol.
    2 people like this post: taulover, Arenado


    I went all the way to Cassadega to commune with the dead
    They said "You'd better look alive"
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    Post #100178 July 05, 2017, 07:47:56 AM
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    • Post #100178 July 05, 2017, 07:47:56 AM
    We do not negotiate with sodomites :]
    I Hope You Have A Nice Day :]
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