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Sergiu Rolotov of Joslisonoria immediately barks at his diplomacy offer, "Send the Cheesistani army a dispatch stating that we will give them 40,000 dairy cows, but no money. But only if they back up their troops 20,000 kms away from the border, and to give 00.1 credits per month the deal stands. You got that?" The officer got to work, typing on a small keyboard until it was finished. Sergiu took the letter and signed it, with his general's approval as well. 

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"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

OOC: Test anxiety sucks the exam I new the answers and still failed a few times so uh hope this is okay xD

IC: This war had gone on too long, a horrific war especially for the people of Melodi Isles. In the beginning the nation had barely a defense force and Cheesistani forces had taken land quickly from the defenseless nation. Mobilizing an army had taken not only a great deal of time but resources as well, and even now the Isle was struggling. 

The Director stared at the paper again before curling it into a ball and tossing it into a corner. She looked at the PR Officer for the state and sighed.

"Becky accept the offer," she spoke confidently. "Ask only that they return the land they captured in the invasion and release our captured. In return triple the monetary offer." 

Leaving the office while Becky began typing the declaration, in the hallway out of the sight of everyone she dropped her guard for the first time in 2 months and began to cry seeing a light at the end of the tunnel for the first time since the war began. 

Quick side note I wrote this in character for my nation and my country is essentially a corporate state so my leaders have slightly weird titles Director = President 
PR Officer = secretary of state 

Yada Yada

Quick side note I wrote this in character for my nation and my country is essentially a corporate state so my leaders have slightly weird titles Director = President
PR Officer = secretary of state

Yada Yada

I sense a possible alliance as Dashiki City is also essentially a corporate state

OOC: Test anxiety sucks the exam I new the answers and still failed a few times so uh hope this is okay xD

IC: This war had gone on too long, a horrific war especially for the people of Melodi Isles. In the beginning the nation had barely a defense force and Cheesistani forces had taken land quickly from the defenseless nation. Mobilizing an army had taken not only a great deal of time but resources as well, and even now the Isle was struggling.

The Director stared at the paper again before curling it into a ball and tossing it into a corner. She looked at the PR Officer for the state and sighed.

"Becky accept the offer," she spoke confidently. "Ask only that they return the land they captured in the invasion and release our captured. In return triple the monetary offer."

Leaving the office while Becky began typing the declaration, in the hallway out of the sight of everyone she dropped her guard for the first time in 2 months and began to cry seeing a light at the end of the tunnel for the first time since the war began.

Lol, you did great! Welcome to Rollspelskra!

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Before you apply, make sure that you are
    - A citizen of Wintreath
    - Are in good standing with the Wintreath community and administration
    - And have passed the roleplay academy exam with a 100%

Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1. Sangwen

2.
    Ichosk looks at his genral, thinking of what to do for a minute. "He wants us to pay an impossible number of cows, even if we took in the nondairy cows.  We are behind in an arms race and in lower numbers too, start training civilians to fight when we get invaded. It will take a while to distribute supplys to them, so i will have to buy some time. are there any forts in the area?" asks Ichosk to his genral.

  "There are no forts but there is a walled city nearby, though the wall has been reported to be falling apart, so some repairs are in order, even makeshift" says the genral.

    "Ready my horse on the double, and get me my rifle. Send some cannons to the city as well." finishes Ichosk.

just realized i made a mistake sorry. let me try again here.

 Ichosk looks at his genral, thinking of what to do for a minute. "He wants us to pay an impossible number of cows, even if we took in the nondairy cows.  We are behind in an arms race and in lower numbers too, start training civilians to fight when we get invaded. It will take a while to distribute supplys to them, so i will have to buy some time. are there any forts in the area?" asks Ichosk to his genral.

  "There are no forts but there is a city nearby" says the genral.

    "Ready my horse on the double, and get me my rifle. Send some cannons to the city as well." finishes Ichosk.

1. Sangwen

2.
    Ichosk looks at his genral, thinking of what to do for a minute. "He wants us to pay an impossible number of cows, even if we took in the nondairy cows.  We are behind in an arms race and in lower numbers too, start training civilians to fight when we get invaded. It will take a while to distribute supplys to them, so i will have to buy some time. are there any forts in the area?" asks Ichosk to his genral.

  "There are no forts but there is a walled city nearby, though the wall has been reported to be falling apart, so some repairs are in order, even makeshift" says the genral.

    "Ready my horse on the double, and get me my rifle. Send some cannons to the city as well." finishes Ichosk.

just realized i made a mistake sorry. let me try again here.

 Ichosk looks at his genral, thinking of what to do for a minute. "He wants us to pay an impossible number of cows, even if we took in the nondairy cows.  We are behind in an arms race and in lower numbers too, start training civilians to fight when we get invaded. It will take a while to distribute supplys to them, so i will have to buy some time. are there any forts in the area?" asks Ichosk to his genral.

  "There are no forts but there is a city nearby" says the genral.

    "Ready my horse on the double, and get me my rifle. Send some cannons to the city as well." finishes Ichosk.

Looks good by me, welcome to Rollspelskra!

1. Sangwen

2.
    Ichosk looks at his genral, thinking of what to do for a minute. "He wants us to pay an impossible number of cows, even if we took in the nondairy cows.  We are behind in an arms race and in lower numbers too, start training civilians to fight when we get invaded. It will take a while to distribute supplys to them, so i will have to buy some time. are there any forts in the area?" asks Ichosk to his genral.

  "There are no forts but there is a walled city nearby, though the wall has been reported to be falling apart, so some repairs are in order, even makeshift" says the genral.

    "Ready my horse on the double, and get me my rifle. Send some cannons to the city as well." finishes Ichosk.

just realized i made a mistake sorry. let me try again here.

 Ichosk looks at his genral, thinking of what to do for a minute. "He wants us to pay an impossible number of cows, even if we took in the nondairy cows.  We are behind in an arms race and in lower numbers too, start training civilians to fight when we get invaded. It will take a while to distribute supplys to them, so i will have to buy some time. are there any forts in the area?" asks Ichosk to his genral.

  "There are no forts but there is a city nearby" says the genral.

    "Ready my horse on the double, and get me my rifle. Send some cannons to the city as well." finishes Ichosk.

Looks good by me, welcome to Rollspelskra!

This is where interested citizens may apply to become members of Rollspelskra. To apply, you must 1. provide the name of your nation (the same one that you used on your exam) and 2. respond to the test roleplay prompt at the bottom.

Before you apply, make sure that you are
    - A citizen of Wintreath
    - Are in good standing with the Wintreath community and administration
    - And have passed the roleplay academy exam with a 100%

Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1) United Fair Folk Islands

2)Looking over the treaty with a cloth mask covering his face King Hyperes looked to his advisors. The legislate president sat across from him reading the terms. "Can we fulfill these terms?" King Hyperes asks looking at the financial advisor. "The cows might be a difficult thing to pull off, compensation to the farmers that own them would likely be just as much if not more than the 10 million dollars. We can do it but it will take time." Looking to the military advisor King Hyperes raises one eyebrow. "We could likely take them if the battle stayed on the ocean but if they make landfall we are at a disadvantage." King Hyperes pulls out a quill writing slowly on the paper before him before passing it off to the legislate president sitting opposite him. "War has always been my dominion while peace is yours. I only ask you to look over these terms."
"Hmm a seven-day ceasefire, reducing the dairy cows to 15,000 while raising the 10 million dollars to 12 million. It all seems good." The legislate president signs the bottom on the paper before passing it back. King Hyperes motions to a scribe sitting in the corner to come forward. "Have this written up on the fancy stock and sent out to King Gouda. Quickly, lives depend on this."

This is where interested citizens may apply to become members of Rollspelskra. To apply, you must 1. provide the name of your nation (the same one that you used on your exam) and 2. respond to the test roleplay prompt at the bottom.

Before you apply, make sure that you are
    - A citizen of Wintreath
    - Are in good standing with the Wintreath community and administration
    - And have passed the roleplay academy exam with a 100%

Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1) United Fair Folk Islands

2)Looking over the treaty with a cloth mask covering his face King Hyperes looked to his advisors. The legislate president sat across from him reading the terms. "Can we fulfill these terms?" King Hyperes asks looking at the financial advisor. "The cows might be a difficult thing to pull off, compensation to the farmers that own them would likely be just as much if not more than the 10 million dollars. We can do it but it will take time." Looking to the military advisor King Hyperes raises one eyebrow. "We could likely take them if the battle stayed on the ocean but if they make landfall we are at a disadvantage." King Hyperes pulls out a quill writing slowly on the paper before him before passing it off to the legislate president sitting opposite him. "War has always been my dominion while peace is yours. I only ask you to look over these terms."
"Hmm a seven-day ceasefire, reducing the dairy cows to 15,000 while raising the 10 million dollars to 12 million. It all seems good." The legislate president signs the bottom on the paper before passing it back. King Hyperes motions to a scribe sitting in the corner to come forward. "Have this written up on the fancy stock and sent out to King Gouda. Quickly, lives depend on this."

I like counter peace deals that haggle, lol, welcome to Rollspelskra!

This is where interested citizens may apply to become members of Rollspelskra. To apply, you must 1. provide the name of your nation (the same one that you used on your exam) and 2. respond to the test roleplay prompt at the bottom.

Before you apply, make sure that you are
    - A citizen of Wintreath
    - Are in good standing with the Wintreath community and administration
    - And have passed the roleplay academy exam with a 100%

Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

Alice laughs at the deal and throws it over her shoulder, fluttering down on the meeting table where her three compatriots sat. She turned to face them, “if these Cheesistan dunces think they can stand to our might then we shall let them, I shall order men along the border, their army shouldn’t stand for long!” Alice walks out the door into the hallway.

Whoops I didn’t mean to post that

Wait no

This is where interested citizens may apply to become members of Rollspelskra. To apply, you must 1. provide the name of your nation (the same one that you used on your exam) and 2. respond to the test roleplay prompt at the bottom.

Before you apply, make sure that you are
    - A citizen of Wintreath
    - Are in good standing with the Wintreath community and administration
    - And have passed the roleplay academy exam with a 100%

Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

Alice laughs at the deal and throws it over her shoulder, fluttering down on the meeting table where her three compatriots sat. She turned to face them, “if these Cheesistan dunces think they can stand to our might then we shall let them, I shall order men along the border, their army shouldn’t stand for long!” Alice walks out the door into the hallway.

Looks good! Welcome to Rollspelskra!

This is where interested citizens may apply to become members of Rollspelskra. To apply, you must 1. provide the name of your nation (the same one that you used on your exam) and 2. respond to the test roleplay prompt at the bottom.

Before you apply, make sure that you are
    - A citizen of Wintreath
    - Are in good standing with the Wintreath community and administration
    - And have passed the roleplay academy exam with a 100%

Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

Erik Strongblood listens to the info with great concern but then smiles. He turns to his generals who stand waiting for orders. “The situation may be bleak, but there is one thing we have. A home field advantage!! We will let them invade, but they’ll only find empty houses and dust. As they progress into the country we circle them in from behind, and in the name of Trashkanistan Freedom we shall fight until the last man!!!!!”