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Can we really trust a man who has, on many occasions, declared his desire to burn down the Underhusen, within its hallowed walls?
Can we trust a man with so flagrant a disregard for the law that not only would he attempt to change it on innumerable occasions, but actively sue himself to highlight its flaws?
And can we trust a man who would attempt to recall himself from office 'for shenanigans' as someone who will take his duties to his constituents seriously?
Doc received the lowest votes among all the candidates elected to office in the last elections. He's vulnerable. We can take him, and we can win.
Take a stand against arson, lawlessness, and shenanigans. Bring him down with us.

Hello citizens, and welcome to round (indeterminate) of Doc's Continual UH Shenanigans.
The show is gonna continue until we burn this motherclucker down, but until then let's have some fun with it with a literally no-stakes popularity contest, because the two contestants in this popularity contest are 'me' and 'me', meaning there's no way for me to lose.
On the one hand, you have the Citizens Ousting Doc, who are a bunch of serious, wise, and astute individuals who wish to see me gone and out of office; on the other, you have Doc's Official Campaign, who are a fun-loving, also wise, and solid bunch who know that what things are important in life, and that none of them is the Underhusen, and therefore want to keep me in there. They're conveniently abbreviated 'COD' and 'DOC' for 'recall' and 'don't recall' respectively.

Disclaimers:
In the interests of fairness, should I actually be recalled, I will 'stand', since I must by default, but I will make no further moves in the campaign, so that everyone who chooses to run in the recall election has a fair shake at it.
In the interests of this not being a continuing circlejerk of recalling myself, if reelected, I won't repeat this silly song and dance. That said, if I am recalled, y'all should definitely vote for someone else, because even I'll break my own trend of Mass Abstention and vote for another candidate.

Legally:
I, Doc, sign this petition to recall Doc from the Underhusen. The following individuals also sign this petition:
Red Mones
Taulover

Seconded! Get this sonuvabitch Tomatoist heretic out of office!

I, taulover, sign this petition to recall Doc from the Underhusen.

I, Sapphiron, sign this petition to recall Doc from the Underhusen.

Charax

You're going to run out of abbreviations long before you run out of ways to abuse the system, you absolute cad.

I, Mathy, sign this petition to recall Doc from the Underhusen.

I, Mathy, sign this petition to recall Doc from the Underhusen.

Outside the 48 hour period I'm afraid :p

I, Snuffy Fluffy Huffy Puffy Ruffy Snuffluffugus, sign this petition to recall Doc from the Underhusen.