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Hey folks, it's Marzipan (many of you know me as Mars or Marzi) and I am trash running for Underhusen!



I've made an itemized list of reasons you absolutely, never in a million years, should not vote for me:

• I'm a nerd and I like lists.
• I have absolutely no prior experience in Wintrean government. In fact, all of my recent applicable experience is in Pacifica and Thalassia, where I've served at Prime Minister for going on three terms now.
• I very well could be an agent sent here to melt Wintreath's winter with my sea and sunshine blood. Suspicious.
• I have experience in not only writing legislation but facilitating meetings, pushing for open respectful debate over what matters for communities- which we all know is incredibly boring.
• I make it a point to be active in the Wintrean community and doing this would only affirm that behavior. Don't feed the strays, they'll keep coming back! 
• I've shown no interest in Wintreath's growth and well being before. *kicks ambassadorships, threats to run for Integration, and recruitment under the rug* Nope, none at all. Zip. Nada. Hmph.
• I support this system, which is currently the most practical set up for the region. That said, I have ears and am willing to listen and compromise where necessary. Imagine that, compromise? How weak.

Have questions? Too bad! I will totally won't check this or the discord. 

mars on the one hand i deeply appreciate these wacky antics but on the other hand you're really diluting my brand here

You burn it down, I explain why Wintreath needs to build a wall. A campaign for self destruction for Wintreath vs a campaign for self-destruction for not Wintreath. 

"We will surround the ashes with a wall, in fact, we can use the ashes to make a mortar for the wall, so that it can defend us, bigly.
And then we build a roof for the wall, and then boom! BIG NEW HOUSE. Forget the Underhusen. We'll have the Biggerhusen. Except it won't just be bigger, it'll be Biggest. Biggesthusen. It'll be amazing."

And Thalassia is going to pay for it

HOORAY FOR LISTS! WE NEED MORE LISTS! WHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!