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*jumps and throws more holy potato water at Crushita*

Oh, damnit, you almost made me step on your surprise.

*jumps and throws more holy potato water at Crushita*

Oh, damnit, you almost made me step on your surprise.

*Is still fine*

Spud damn your agility! I don't care about your surprises, I need to get useful guards! *Jumps out window*

*falls*

*breaks legs*

Ow.

*watches as Crushita jumps out the window*

Well..shoot.  That surprise party was a bust.

*looks at the gift wrapped present he almost stepped on*

I guess I should just sell this on W-bay then.

Don't worry; Crushita will hopefully be back to normal after the festival. Well, except for the broken legs.

I stand--

*is stampeded by guards*

THE POWER OF KŪMARA PROTECT YOU

*groggily from the floor*
You spelt it right! Yay...!
*thud*

Don't worry; Crushita will hopefully be back to normal after the festival. Well, except for the broken legs.

But they left before the festivities. 

@Crushita, come back so you can be exercised!

And by that I mean so we can throw you this party like was intended.

You can blame @Gerrick for the Exorcist theme.  He whispered to me in passing one time that you told him you always wanted to have surprise party...where the surprise was a false exorcism.

I even got you a new staff.

*in immense pain*
My legs!
MY LEGGGGGGS!
...
SOMEBODY CARRY ME IN TO GET THAT SWEET STAFF!

*hears ruckus and arrives, only to slowly back away*

*in immense pain*
My legs!
MY LEGGGGGGS!
...
SOMEBODY CARRY ME IN TO GET THAT SWEET STAFF!

You do realize you landed on a mattress, right?