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It is clear that his Holiness has been possessed during this joyous occasion by his Unripeness, the evil and Unholy Rotten Tomato.

We must gather our courage and exorcism this demon from our holy Potato Pope.  Who stands with me?!

It is clear that his Holiness has been possessed during this joyous occasion by his Unripeness, the evil and Unholy Rotten Tomato.

We must gather our courage and exorcism this demon from our holy Potato Pope.  Who stands with me?!

What is this madness?!

GUARDS AND ALL RIGHTEOUS, SEIZE THE HERETIC!

Silence pretender! The real Pope would never question madness, as it is the main staple of his diet.

I stand--

*is stampeded by guards*

Silence pretender! The real Pope would never question madness, as it is the main staple of his diet.

Pretender?! Only the Pope can lead an exorcism, if anything you are the pretender!

I stand--

*is stampeded by guards*

Ah Guards! SEIZE THE PRETENDER!

I stand--

*is stampeded by guards*

THE POWER OF KŪMARA PROTECT YOU

Oh, pardon me.  Those were my guards to help with the exorcism.  Guards! Help him up and fix him back up...you can't be stampeding our supporters!

I stand--

*is stampeded by guards*

Ah Guards! SEIZE THE PRETENDER!

How dare you accuse a righteous follower of you as a pretender!  It is clear now that this evil presence is taking over your once righteous thoughts.

Oh, pardon me.  Those were my guards to help with the exorcism.  Guards! Help him up and fix him back up...you can't be stampeding our supporters!

*guards look around confused, not knowing who to listen to*

USELESS GUARDS! I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

*Grabs holy staff*

DUEL ME HERETIC!

Oh, pardon me.  Those were my guards to help with the exorcism.  Guards! Help him up and fix him back up...you can't be stampeding our supporters!

*guards look around confused, not knowing who to listen to*

USELESS GUARDS! I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

*Grabs holy staff*

DUEL ME HERETIC!

That is the presence of the Rotten tomato speaking.  I will not give into such barbarism against my own Pope!  You cannot tempt me with violence, pretender!

Oh, pardon me.  Those were my guards to help with the exorcism.  Guards! Help him up and fix him back up...you can't be stampeding our supporters!

*guards look around confused, not knowing who to listen to*

USELESS GUARDS! I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

*Grabs holy staff*

DUEL ME HERETIC!

That is the presence of the Rotten tomato speaking.  I will not give into such barbarism against my own Pope!  You cannot tempt me with violence, pretender!

*Bashes Coco over the head with holy staff*

Well that was easy.

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE WILL OF THE HOLY SPUD?! COME AT ME!

Oh, pardon me.  Those were my guards to help with the exorcism.  Guards! Help him up and fix him back up...you can't be stampeding our supporters!

*guards look around confused, not knowing who to listen to*

USELESS GUARDS! I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

*Grabs holy staff*

DUEL ME HERETIC!

That is the presence of the Rotten tomato speaking.  I will not give into such barbarism against my own Pope!  You cannot tempt me with violence, pretender!

*Bashes Coco over the head with holy staff*

Well that was easy.

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE WILL OF THE HOLY SPUD?! COME AT ME!

*blocks*

I said I would not give into such barbarism.  I did not say I wouldn't defend myself.

*throws holy potato water at Crushita*

Be banished, demon! Give us back our Holy Spud!

Oh, pardon me.  Those were my guards to help with the exorcism.  Guards! Help him up and fix him back up...you can't be stampeding our supporters!

*guards look around confused, not knowing who to listen to*

USELESS GUARDS! I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

*Grabs holy staff*

DUEL ME HERETIC!

That is the presence of the Rotten tomato speaking.  I will not give into such barbarism against my own Pope!  You cannot tempt me with violence, pretender!

*Bashes Coco over the head with holy staff*

Well that was easy.

WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE WILL OF THE HOLY SPUD?! COME AT ME!

*blocks*

I said I would not give into such barbarism.  I did not say I wouldn't defend myself.

*throws holy potato water at Crushita*

Be banished, demon! Give us back our Holy Spud!

*Is fine*

READY FOR ROUND TWO EH?

*goes to swipe Coco off feet with holy staff*