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You walk up to a quaint building shaped like a hut, admiring the unusual style compared to the rest of the festival.  On each side of the entrance is a tiki wearing what looks to be winter attire (snow hats, parkas, goggles) and you take a moment to question the owner's design choices.  You step inside of the lounge to see that the unusual design choice didn't end at the entrance: strangely designed tikis, masks with sunglasses, and other oddities are found all over the lounge...as if it was meant to embrace both the Hawaiian and Winter themes.

As you're trying to take in the somewhat surreal type of decor, a voice breaks to you, snapping you back to the reality of the moment.  "Hey there, and welcome to the Creaky Tiki! What can I get for you?"

A coconut would be nice.

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

"Do you have an aviator-- oh, there's a hat stall over there! I'll head over there in a second. Do you happen to have a pair of skis here?"

Got any books on modern physics, calculus, special relativity, general relativity, or quantum mechanics?

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Could I take all of those?

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

No, a whole coconut. Raw.

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

No, a whole coconut. Raw.

Oh sorry, we don't do raw.  You can have it toasted, roasted, fried, or made in a stew, drink, or cake.

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

No, a whole coconut. Raw.

Oh sorry, we don't do raw.  You can have it toasted, roasted, fried, or made in a stew, drink, or cake.

Not even a young coconut to drink some coconut water from?

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

No, a whole coconut. Raw.

Oh sorry, we don't do raw.  You can have it toasted, roasted, fried, or made in a stew, drink, or cake.

Not even a young coconut to drink some coconut water from?

Well we do have coconut water...

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

No, a whole coconut. Raw.

Oh sorry, we don't do raw.  You can have it toasted, roasted, fried, or made in a stew, drink, or cake.

Not even a young coconut to drink some coconut water from?

Well we do have coconut water...

Yeah but I'm a spoiled brat who only drinks fresh coconut water out of a coconut!

^{then again maybe it's just frugal because they're pretty cheap in Chinese supermarkets}

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

No, a whole coconut. Raw.

Oh sorry, we don't do raw.  You can have it toasted, roasted, fried, or made in a stew, drink, or cake.

Not even a young coconut to drink some coconut water from?

Well we do have coconut water...

Yeah but I'm a spoiled brat who only drinks fresh coconut water out of a coconut!

then again maybe it's just frugal because they're pretty cheap in Chinese supermarkets

Ah...sorry.  The coconuts themselves are used for the other items in the lounge.  Plus, we use the shells for hats.  *offers Tau a coconut hat*

"Sure, we've got: Coconut milk, fried coconut, coconut ice cream, coconut hot chocolate, Pina Coladas, Coconut daiquiris, toasted coconut, coconut cake, toasted coconut creme brulee, and more.  Which sounds good to you?"

Right, but do you have a coconut? Because that would be nice.

Of course.  Fried, or toasted?

No, a whole coconut. Raw.

Oh sorry, we don't do raw.  You can have it toasted, roasted, fried, or made in a stew, drink, or cake.

Not even a young coconut to drink some coconut water from?

Well we do have coconut water...

Yeah but I'm a spoiled brat who only drinks fresh coconut water out of a coconut!

then again maybe it's just frugal because they're pretty cheap in Chinese supermarkets

Ah...sorry.  The coconuts themselves are used for the other items in the lounge.  Plus, we use the shells for hats.  *offers Tau a coconut hat*

Thanks! If it's fresh, I'll take some coconut water too.