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First, you must spread a thick layer of peanut butter onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the peanut butter on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread peanut butter on one side. Spreading peanut butter on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. Next, you must spread a thick layer of jelly onto the white part of a slice of bread. You can only spread the jelly on the white part, and the white part only. You may only spread jelly on one side. Spreading jelly on both sides will provide an inferior sandwich. You cannot spread jelly onto the same slice of bread onto which you have spread peanut butter. Also, you cannot spread peanut butter or jelly onto more than one slice of bread, as this will provide an undesired excess of either ingredient. Additionally, only peanut butter and jelly can be spread onto these slices of bread; no other ingredient will suffice, and no substitute can be used in a sandwich that is to be legitimately recognized as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Likewise, only bread may be the substance upon which the peanut butter and jelly are spread, as anything else does not fit the standards of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; if the peanut butter and jelly are spread onto a culinary medium that isn’t bread, the meal at hand simply is not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

This is an... interesting thread. And why'd you change your name from Syrup and Socks?

This is an... interesting thread. And why'd you change your name from Syrup and Socks?

i think the real question here is why not? o;

This is an... interesting thread. And why'd you change your name from Syrup and Socks?

i think the real question here is why not? o;

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Shouldn't there be a point where the two slices of broad come together to make a sandwich?

Should there not be a step where one abstains from adding jelly because that stuff does not belong on a sandwich? So in turn one increases the amount of peanut butter to make up for the lack of fruit based substances.


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Are we allowed to use bread made out of potatoe flour?

What about brown bread? I think this thread is bread-ist. =P

Relevant video: Harvard's Intro to CS class attempts to make a PB&J sandwich

Relevant video: Harvard's Intro to CS class attempts to make a PB&J sandwich

Does that mean we should grade the OP?

Should there not be a step where one abstains from adding jelly because that stuff does not belong on a sandwich? So in turn one increases the amount of peanut butter to make up for the lack of fruit based substances.

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What...you...you just can't do that, or it's not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You have to marry the peanut better with something.

Relevant video: Harvard's Intro to CS class attempts to make a PB&J sandwich

Does that mean we should grade the OP?

Should there not be a step where one abstains from adding jelly because that stuff does not belong on a sandwich? So in turn one increases the amount of peanut butter to make up for the lack of fruit based substances.

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What...you...you just can't do that, or it's not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You have to marry the peanut better with something.

But Winty, you marry the peanut butter with the contents of your stomach for you have eaten it.

But Winty, you marry the peanut butter with the contents of your stomach for you have eaten it.

It must be married with something before it enters my mouth.

All comments have been considered by the representatives of the Sandwich Committee and the response is that all questions pertaining to these divine directions are answered within the instructions themselves. A Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich is simply not so without the guidance of these words constructed by the faithful and dedicated members of the Sandwich Committee. The Sandwich Committee thanks you for your attention to this most important announcement.