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A bald eagle hunts the tortoise.

A hairdresser recommends hair and skin care products for the bald eagle.

A philosophy major points out that the hairdresser dresses the hair of all of those, and only those, who do not dress their own hair. This leaves the hairdresser with a paradoxical decision to make regarding her own hair dressing, driving her to insanity and eventually suicide.

Student loans bankrupt the philosophy major.

Socialism brings free college, eliminating student loans.

Communism subverts, distorts and ultimately destroys Socialism.

Joe McCarthy exposes the truth about communism, and people reject it.

Joe McCarthy really defeated himself, so... still Joe McCarthy?

Alex Jones exposes Joe McCarthy as a filthy godless liberal RINO.

Alex Jones is finally assassinated by the Globalists.

The Flat-Earth society destroys the Globalists in a violent confrontation, owing to their ability to inflict deadly paper cuts with their maps.

Arsonists set the Flat-Earth society's maps on fire.

Rising kerosene prices put arsonists out of business.

Price ceilings stop kerosene prices from rising.

Venezuela institutes so many price ceilings that there's none left for anyone else.