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The Underhusen is in a worrying state right now. We all know that. You know that. I know that. There's a lot of people out there saying things, and they're saying a lot of things. Things like "Bodo, the Underhusen is a mess!" "Help me, Bodo, our Underhusen is in trouble!" And I agree, I do. I really do. The Underhusen is in trouble. It has problems. It has a big problem, a really big problem. And you know what that problem is? Lots of people are wondering that. You know -- I know what that problem is, we all know what that problem is. And we're gonna -- I'm gonna, we're all gonna work together, we're gonna come together and we're gonna fix it. We've gotta fix it. That's why people turn to me when the Underhusen is in trouble, I'm a problem solver. I like to solve problems, and I like to fix things. And I'm not afraid to say things. I say a lot of things. That's why you should elect me to the Underhusen - we're gonna take the Underhusen, we're gonna fix it, and we're gonna make it great again. Make Wintreath Great Again!

People love me. I'm a man of the people, I'm a man for families, I'm a man for potatoes. There's nothing I love more than the Spud. I worship the Spud, I keep a lot of shrines to the Spud in my home. People come to my house and go -- they go "Wow! That's a lot of shrines to the Spud! Bodo, you must be a real man of the people. You're trustworthy." And they're right, I am a man of the people and I will fight, tooth and nail, to protect our Tuber-given rights. What are those rights, you ask? Good question. It's a good question, and we all know I'll protect them. I'll protect all of our tuber-given rights, I will, and that's why you should elect me to the Underhusen. Wintreath's in trouble, there's no doubt about it. It's in deep doo-doo, it's in a lot of trouble. But I -- I'm the Fixer Upper Candidate, and if you elect me, we're gonna have a Wintreath to be proud of.

Is this campaign intended to lose votes?

Is this campaign intended to lose votes?

I'm gonna get a lotta votes, you just watch. People are lining up already, they're lining up and you can see it. Right outside the election hall, they're already lining up and they're ready to vote. And you know who they're gonna vote for? They're gonna vote for someone they can trust. Someone trustworthy. A real man of the people. I'm the Fixer Upper Candidate, the one who represents the people best. Ask them! You can ask them and they'll say -- they'll all say things like "I'm voting for Bodo!" or "Bodo has my vote-o!" and there's gonna be a lot more. We're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win, and we're gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning. You're gonna ask - "Bodo, when do we stop winning?" and I will say to you "Never. We're gonna keep winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning, and winning. We're not gonna stop winning." And it'll be great like you've never seen it. I represent the people. I represent the Spud. I represent winning. A vote for me is a vote for winning, and for fixing, and for making Wintreath great again.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAMPIONS....

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What's your opinion on the current state of the region and the government (both cabinet and OH/UH)?

What's your position on the gap between our NS region page and the forums?

Do you have a problem with me asking all the candidates the same set of questions?

Being the eve of the election, I would like to personally shake your hand, and wish you very good luck.