
(Replace Underwood with North. Yeah)
Hello, my
pawns valued region mates! Since this is an election year, I've decided to attack my opponents! Cause that will end well!
tatte is a dedicated and hardworking member of this region, the caring and funny human! Does Wintreath really need someone as clever, inventive, determined and active as tatte in the UH?
Weissreich is a paragon, for christs sake! Do we really want someone with such lauded service to the region in the legislature? Who knows, he might go and fix everything! Say no to this resourceful and hardworking paragon!
Is there anyone more experienced in the legal side of Wintreath than Chanku? We dont need someone as knowledgeable and smart as him!
Oh look, Laurentus. What an involved, thoughtful, direct and honest venerable statesman. We dont need their type 'round here!
Barnes. His term brought efficiency and dedication to the UH. Less dedication and efficiency!
Oh great, Pengu joined the race. Because what Wintreath really needs is the genius of Pengu in the UH, right?
Point Breeze. What would an experienced Jarl know about legislature? Reject this invasion of competence in the UH!
In all seriousness, the ratification has shown that there is support for an OA reform but that the population also clearly either does not want to or does not have the time to invest themselves in a political discussion. So I will be very cautious about reform moving forward. I also would like to point to my record in the UH as a plus point. Finally, I think that we need a new position in Wintreath, someone who can arbitrate and moderate the UH discussions, someone not part of the UH that has an objective view and who can say "woah, you stepped out of line" to those that do. A moderator, if you will.
Thank you and I hope to see you on election say!

[this is my attempt at the end of a speech, you know, the candidate and his supporters and the bodyguards....]