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*Rasdanation was immune to the attack*
*Rasdanation used Waterfall!*
*Water knocked everyone off of the one hill and I rode up the waterfall somehow*
*The hill is mine*

-Pengu used "Splash!"
....it's not very effective.

"What's this?! Pengu is evolving!"

"Pengu has successfully evolved into Pengusarus Rex!"

-Pengusaurus Rex used "Splash!"
...it's super effective!

"Rasdanation has fainted."
"Rasdanation has run out of usable pokemon!"
"Rasdanation has purpled out!"

-Pengusaurus Rex claims the hill for himself.

*And so Rasdanation woke up in the pokecenter, and he leveled up!*
*Rasdanation learned Hyper Beam!*
*Rasdanation came back, with his trainer, Rass*
*Rasdanation Mega Evolved!*
*Mega Rasdanation used Hyper Beam!*
*Pengusaurus Rex fainted!*
*Rasdanation gained 2 million exp!*
*Rasdanation is now lvl 99.99999999999999999999999!*
*Rasdanation and Rass are the Kings of the hill!*

*The Police come and arrest Rasdanation for using a clearly pirated copy of the game.*

*Pengu walks back up to the top of the hill*

*Laurentus chooses Venusaur*
*Venusaur uses Razor Leaf. It's super effective*
*Pengu faints*
*Laurentus walks back up the hill*

*Starts prison riot and brings all of his fellow prisoner friends with him*
*Rasdanation's army of prisoners hunts down Laurentus and kills him*
*Rasdanation is back on top*

*Tau glances at the hill*
"No thanks. Plus I'm too tired to go hiking right now."
*Tau leaves.*

An avalanche occurs, sweeping everyone down. Sapphiron walks up afterwards and claims the hill.

*Tau glances at the hill*
"No thanks. Plus I'm too tired to go hiking right now."
*Tau leaves.*

"Climbing? Please."

Pengu takes the escalator up to the top of the hill, and promptly pushes Sapphiron down.

As Sapphiron regains balance and returns back up the hill to reclaim it, the ropes holding the elevator snap, bringing Pengu all the way down again.

*Laurentus is brought back to life as Patient Zero of the Great Zombie Apocalypse*
*Laurentus walks up the hill and eats Sapphiron's brains*
*Laurentus is king of the hill once more*

*My army of prisoners once again eliminate everyone on the mountain, I'm back on top*

*Laurentus bit a good number of prisoners, and they became zombies*
*Laurentus' new zombie horde eats all non-zombie brains*
*Laurentus and his ex-con zombie horde reign supreme*

*drops a nuke on the mountain, killing all the zombies as he takes the mountain again*

*Tau wakes up from nap*

"Ah, I'm energized now!"

*Puts on hazmat suit and walks through radioactive wasteland*

*Sees Penhu dying of radiation sickness*

"Nice view from up here."