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Is glad he wore a radiation outfit and isn't this Penhu character.  Pushes Tau off the hill.

"I was here first."

*Wakes up in vault 111*
*Leaves vault*
*Fights off a few radroaches*
*Goes back to vault*
"Screw this, I'm gonna take a nap."

*Jetpack activates*

*Tau flies to the ground8

"This isn't even winter anymore. It's a radioactive wasteland. I'm getting outta here."

*Boards a plane to Norway*

*Laurentus awoke to discover that not only was he a zombie, thanks to the radiation, he'd become something much cooler: a Pirate-Ninja-Zombie-Mutant!*
*Laurentus used his katana to beautiful effect to cut Pengu into a thousand pieces, and then proceeded to cook him into a lovely stew.*
*Laurentus retook the hill that was now in the middle of a radioactive wasteland.*

*Plane lands*

*Tau climbs an actual mountain in Norway in winter*

*Robin returns with his minstrels, who obliterate all other contenders with flak guns*

*Rides his coconut horse to the top of the hill and recovers the Grail*

*Pengu is reincarnated yet again, this time as a T-Rex, as he eats the others and reclaims the mountain*

*shovels together a little pile of dirt nearby and establishes his own hill with blackjack and hookers*

*Robin is reincarnated as a ferret and proceeds to claw out the eyes of T-Rex Pengu, the entire time making fun of him for having pathetic arms* 

*Wakes up*
*Earthquake occurs*
*Everyone fell off the hill*
*Rasdanation teleports to the top of the mountain*

*Feral Ferret Robin scrambles back to the top of the hill and slays Rasdanation*

*Pengu comes back as a velociraptor and tears Robin apart with some of his velociraptor pals*

"That's what you get for laughing at my arms earlier.

*Claims the mountain for him and his velociraptor friends*

"GAME OVER" it said on the screen.
More text showed up, "You cannot give up just yet..."
Then more text showed up, "Rasdanation! Stay determined..."
*Rasdanation woke up, brought back to life with the power of determination, a trait which only the human soul has*
*Rasdanation equiped the Worn Dagger and the Heart Locket*
*Rasdanation attacked Pengu with full force and killed Pengu*
*Rasdanation gained 44 Exp and 69 gold!*

*Robin kills Rasdanation, taking his 69 gold and his experience*

*Robin tosses the gold and exp of a cliff*

*Robin ceases to describe himself in the 3rd person*
*Mwahahaha!! I'm speaking in first person!! You shall never win now!!  I will now climb the mountain and rule as High King of All Forever and Ever!!!*

*sans comes in from no where and utterly destroys BSR while yelling "GET DUNKED ON!"*
*sans is on top*