now the real question is: who's on top and who is the bottom
Bitch you know Fem would be on top. You Thalasians are too wimpy to wear the non-existent pants in that relationship.
I'm intrigued: what in the wide world of fuck are Femilasus?
*Brings up dusty old RMB post*
It was the best selling smut series based on NS to ever hit shelves.
The Ainur series:
Cold War: 50 degrees of heat (thanks, Danceria)
You can FLOAT my ADDO anytime, baby: A Cold War Novel
The Feminamia and the Masculumnia: Cold War Part III
Cold War IV: Cold, then Warm
Cold War V: Electric Ecstasy
Cold War VI: The Danceria and the doorknob
Cold War VII: Lucky to be with you
Cold War VIII: Escanthean Love
The Ninth One: Cold War IX
Cold War X: Fellowship of the Gunsling
Cold War XI: The two "towers" of my love
Return of the Prince Albert: Cold War XII
The Snoggit: A Cold War Prequel
The War gets Hot: Cold War XIII
Nuclear winter is okay in a cabin alone with you: Cold War XIV
Zombies in my Charliesheenland: A Cold War Halloween story
Nobody left alive, guess it's up to us to repopulate it, eh?: Cold War XV
Bottleneck effect: Cold War XVI (Rated I for incest)
Post-Apocalyptic Boning Guide: A Cold War epilogue story
Oh my god I cannot unsee this: The Cold War art book
Excerpt from Chapter 378 of the First Book:
Thalasus begged her for release
"Please, Mistress Feminamia, take it out! TAKE IT OUT!"
Feminamia responded with a whip
"Aeee! Thank you mistress, thank you! I deserved that!"
"Why did you deserve it, slave?"
"For being a cis male sh*tlord, m'lady!"
"Correct, slave, you may now have the privilege of drinking my-"
As you can see, it was awesome.
