I'd be happy to adopt your pompous ass into House Valeria.

We offer:
1. The largest and currently most successful house when you consider how much we contribute to government, gameplay, culture and just about everything else (except, strangely, recruitment).
2. The most sarcastic members you'll ever meet. It can basically be considered our native tongue.
3. We're simply put the best. Certainly much better than the Princely House of Telcontar, the Noble Houses of Meindhert and Penguon and all those other filthy, lower class pretenders.
4. The only House that could be considered more powerful than us is House Kestar, and Wintermoot's adoption standards are, quite simply, draconian.

EDIT: Humour (and self-interest) aside though, any of the Houses would be excellent, and I do think you would fit in well with Meindhert.