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Greetings everyone! I'm sure many of you are familiar with this gem of a game, but for those who aren't...here's how it goes:

The first person to post (me in this case) will post a wish.  The next poster will grant that wish...but in a corrupted/twisted way, for example:

I wish for world peace.

Granted.  Everyone on the planet is dead, and the world is now at peace.

I wish for a million bucks.

Granted.  Your house is trampled by a million bucks as the result of a stampede.

I wish I could find true love

Sound simple?  Let's start!

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, the new computer is so smart it steals your identity and leaves you penniless

I wish I had an ice-cold Nuka Cola.

Done, I hand you a can of Nuka Cola cooled to the freezing point of hydrogen, -259 degrees celsius. It flash freezes the skin of your hand before exploding with the thermal stress of being exposed to the much warmer air and the warmth of your body. You scream as pieces of aluminum pierce your body, and you fervently wish to never be granted another wish.

I wish for a bottle that is filled with any liquid I specify by writing on it with a dry erase marker. The filling is to occur after I put it in the refrigerator and close the door.

Done, I hand you a can of Nuka Cola cooled to the freezing point of hydrogen, -259 degrees celsius. It flash freezes the skin of your hand before exploding with the thermal stress of being exposed to the much warmer air and the warmth of your body. You scream as pieces of aluminum pierce your body, and you fervently wish to never be granted another wish.

I wish for a bottle that is filled with any liquid I specify by writing on it with a dry erase marker. The filling is to occur after I put it in the refrigerator and close the door.

That.... that was rather dark.

Anyway, I give the bottle to you at high speed, aiming for your head. The mess will take a while to clean up.

I wish I had another wish.

Done, I hand you a can of Nuka Cola cooled to the freezing point of hydrogen, -259 degrees celsius. It flash freezes the skin of your hand before exploding with the thermal stress of being exposed to the much warmer air and the warmth of your body. You scream as pieces of aluminum pierce your body, and you fervently wish to never be granted another wish.

I wish for a bottle that is filled with any liquid I specify by writing on it with a dry erase marker. The filling is to occur after I put it in the refrigerator and close the door.

That.... that was rather dark.

Anyway, I give the bottle to you at high speed, aiming for your head. The mess will take a while to clean up.

I wish I had another wish.

Well, you wished for Nuka Cola earlier, so more violently exploding Nuka Cola for you!

I wish I had a nicer car.

Done, I hand you a can of Nuka Cola cooled to the freezing point of hydrogen, -259 degrees celsius. It flash freezes the skin of your hand before exploding with the thermal stress of being exposed to the much warmer air and the warmth of your body. You scream as pieces of aluminum pierce your body, and you fervently wish to never be granted another wish.

I wish for a bottle that is filled with any liquid I specify by writing on it with a dry erase marker. The filling is to occur after I put it in the refrigerator and close the door.

That.... that was rather dark.

Anyway, I give the bottle to you at high speed, aiming for your head. The mess will take a while to clean up.

I wish I had another wish.

Well, you wished for Nuka Cola earlier, so more violently exploding Nuka Cola for you!

I wish I had a nicer car.

Hey, I was going for dark. I'm an evil genie.. >.>

Your wish is granted! Your current car receives a paint job that is noticeably better than the one you had before.

I wish for an amazing kitchen with all the fixin's

Granted, but the kitchen is in North Korea. I hope you enjoy it. :]

I wish I could sword fight.

Granted, but the kitchen is in North Korea. I hope you enjoy it. :]

I wish I could sword fight.

Granted, but now you can do nothing but sword fight. Even if you don't have a sword.

I wish to live forever.

Granted, but the kitchen is in North Korea. I hope you enjoy it. :]

I wish I could sword fight.

Granted, but now you can do nothing but sword fight. Even if you don't have a sword.

I wish to live forever.

This is an easy one! You live forever but continue to age, growing old and wrinkly beyond recognition as your bones slowly dissolve, but your body simply.. refuses to die.. Maybe someday you can wish for death.

I wish for a pet dragon that will be nice to me and I can fly around on!

Granted, but one day while teaching your pet dragon tricks, it accidentally stomps on you with its foot and kills you instantly.

I wish I could find my flash drive.

Granted, but one day while teaching your pet dragon tricks, it accidentally stomps on you with its foot and kills you instantly.

I wish I could find my flash drive.

Easy , granted, you find it but it has been broken beyond repair and you will never be able to use it again.

I wish I knew more languages.

Granted.  You know every language, even those spoken by animals, and even plants, as you discover.  You're seen speaking to animals and plants, and you're quickly locked away because people think you've gone insane.

I wish roses didn't have thorns.

Granted.  You know every language, even those spoken by animals, and even plants, as you discover.  You're seen speaking to animals and plants, and you're quickly locked away because people think you've gone insane.

I wish roses didn't have thorns.

Roses stop having thorns, everyone rejoices at the beautiful and thornless roses that one can hold in their hands without fear! But now grass has thorns, conservation of energy and all that.

I wish that I could organize my life better!

Granted. You have maximised your productivity, only to find yourself finding no enjoyment in life.

I wish I were smarter.

Granted, your so smart that you immediately realize that no question will ever interest you and that your life will be a long hunt for meaning that will never come. Yikes.

I wish I knew who would win the next world cup.