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Two months is an eternity in NationStates.

Eyorin eyes the bartender incredulously before taking a another long draw on his drink.
"Poison or a potion to enhance one's libido you say? What delightful madness. May I enquire as to the type of poison? I find such things fascinating. So many different types. Deadly neurotoxins which disable central nervous system functions, or the Ripley''s Viper venom, which induces unstoppable bleeding from every one of the victims orifices?"
At the loud noise accompanying Klaus' arrival Eyorin grins devilishly.
"And am I to assume this gent has been brought here for the delights of those who have imbibed your potion?"

Just my luck I will die with a hard on.

Klause has vanished in the intermediary between then and now. The door to the tavern swings open and he walks in, expression dark, now properly clothed.

"I'll have the strongest drink you've got going, Drey," he growls as he finds a seat, kicking the chair out and sinking into it with a disheartened grumble.

All of your drinks have been tampered with some with a deadly poison some with an amazing potion that will increase your sex drive. ENJOY!

So this is the place you went to! Emrys told me you were still alive and I didn't believe him. You made the right decision not being in Ainur anymore, it's a fucking warzone.

I have been here long before any of Ainur decided to make its way here. The region is dead and I have nothing to do with it, any conversation about it, or any revival attempts.

Quickly makes a few drinks and passes them around, not really caring on who gets what at this point.

Wasn't planning on trying to rope you into some dumb revival attempt. Augustits ran that fucker into the ground pretty deep. No man alive could dig it back up.

Wintermoot pops in to the tavern, since the festival bar never happened.

What happened in Ainur is unfortunate, but at the end of the day everyone will be happier where they are now...Augustus with his region, and everyone else in the places that they're in with the others they knew. At the end of the day, it's the people that matter more than the region itself.

All of your drinks have been tampered with some with a deadly poison some with an amazing potion that will increase your sex drive. ENJOY!

* Govindia notices that I have an erection and no females arounf to share the joy with.

Damn.

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makes and serves Winter Hammers to all Wintreans in the tavern-

Wintermoot wonders just how much Chanku is serving to himself.

As it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays...".

As it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays...".

......

Cleanup at Table 22?

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As it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays...".

"Out of my way, Fetcher" said the wizard Neloth in his usual condescending voice, before kicking in the tavern door with a piece of lingerie on his head and screaming something about putting the cash in da mothafuckin bag before someone gets hurt.

As it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays...".

"Out of my way, Fetcher" said the wizard Neloth in his usual condescending voice, before kicking in the tavern door with a piece of lingerie on his head and screaming something about putting the cash in da mothafuckin bag before someone gets hurt.

* Govindia fires a taser at Justinian and knocks him out

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As it turned out, Indosyl had never left the establishment, and, this entire time, had been peering through the broken window for some reason. His lips made the silent words, "What the actual fu-", before a shard of glass impaled his forehead, and dropped to the ground, muttering, "Service nowadays...".

"Out of my way, Fetcher" said the wizard Neloth in his usual condescending voice, before kicking in the tavern door with a piece of lingerie on his head and screaming something about putting the cash in da mothafuckin bag before someone gets hurt.

* Govindia fires a taser at Justinian and knocks him out

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Hey, beating another player in one post without them being able to react is a big RP no no.
Neloth, being a master of shocky shocky zap magic, does not get knocked out, but rather goes into cardiac arrest. Does anybody know CPR?

* Wintermoot uses his Monarchy powers to revive Neloth.

It's great to be king and be so OP.