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Granted, but they don't find you attractive.

I wish life would not be such a dick.

Granted...but you should be more worried about me....I can be kind of a sadistic crazy psychopathic bitch that qualifies as a wmd in a majority of realms. The queen arrives laughing a bit.

*stops when she realizes she needs to make a wish*

Oh and I wish for one thing....

*tosses empty weapons on a table*

Ammo and lots of it...and love I guess. The changeling starts cold and ends unsure.

You get all your ammo, but you can only fire it portal-turret style. (Hey it's 65% more bullet per bullet!)

I wish school was out.

Granted but it is replaced with a reeducation camp...

*the schools sign is knocked down revealing a new one that states "you will love life in the horde"*

I wish for people of this thread to worship me. the queen speaks waiting for her wish to come true.

Granted.  The forum is invaded by people who are against you, and you have all of us in this thread attack them.  But because we can't stop worshipping you, they get the best of you and destroy you.

I wish money grew on trees.

Granted But it is only in the changeling horde where there is a 97%income tax on all ventures in the horde...

I Wish I was a god.the changeling wishes

Granted, you are now a concept and thus, physically nonexistent.

I wish I have less homework to complete.

Granted, but you have a giant team project instead.

I wish that my internet was faster.

Granted, but your computer can no longer connect to the internet.

I wish I can understand the meaning of life.

Granted, but the true meaning is so absurd to your mind that you go mad attempting to comprehend it.

I wish birds would stOP SH*TTING ON MY VEHICLES.

Granted, but they sh*t on you instead. ;]

I wish I was Emperor of Earth.

Time to get into random forums that everyone forgot about!

Granted, but everyone hates you and hitmen are looking to murder you.

I wish that someone will post on this thread.

Granted, but all the responses and wishes are incredibly lame.

I wish that Donald Trump would announce that he's been playing a prank on America for the past half year.

Granted, but somehow he still gets elected.

I wish that the all charity corporations receive a large sum of money by an unknown donor.

Granted, but because charities aren't corporations, the money gets lost in legal battles and disappears after sitting in a Swiss bank account for a while.

I wish that the EU became a global superpower.