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Granted, but then you won't have any coffee for tomorrow.

I wish it cost less to travel...

Granted, but the only methods of travel are by horse buggy now.

I wish everyone a great day!

Granted, but everyone gets a hangover the next day.

I wish I knew how to speak Swedish.

You do, but only the mid 14th century version of the language.

I wish my car was fixed?

Granted, but it collapses as you open the door.

I wish for peace.

Granted, but after a few short decades, unrest and mayhem return to the world and ruin everything that had been built up since then.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive about college...

Granted, but when you enter college, you were kicked out because of your indecisiveness of other things.

I wish the world was free of everything defined as "bad".

Granted, but there is a lack of anything that could be called "good" too.


I wish for a good wish

Granted, but that was your last wish so you can't use your good wish.

I wish to watch the world burn to cinders.

Granted, but you're standing on the moon and can't really get a good view of it.

I wish I was more confident.

Granted, but your confidence gets you killed.

I wish Akane and Shinya were a thing.

Granted, but Latrovia bombs them, and they become ashes again.

I wish I was in Hogwarts

Granted, but you wake up in bed with Dolores Umbridge.

I wish I was a Centaur.

Granted, but you have to fuck me at least five times. :3

I wish I had the ability to sell myself. :X

Granted, but you soon find that noone is willing to pay for you. OHHHHHHH

I wish girls weren't so fucking stupid