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This is a corrupt a wish for our Wintreath forum. It is a very fun and simple game with minimal rules. Instead of reading this, learn to play, and have fun!

Me:
I wish I had a new car.
You:
Granted, but it's a children toy car.
I wish I had wings!
Me:
Granted, but you don't know how to control them and you hit a tree
You should know how to play after reading examples. Have fun!
To start:
I wish I had a cupcake!

Granted, but it's only a plastic cupcake

I wish I had a million dorrahs!

Granted, you have a million dorrahs...in the form of Japanese Yen Currency ($9, 745)...and it is deposited in a lock box in Japan.

I wish Weissreich could be cool.

Granted, Weissreich freezes to death however.
I wish I didn't have to do homework.

 Granted...but without the extra study material you were used to, you end up failing school.

  I wish I was fluent in French

Granted, but then people think that you're French. (xD sorry.)

I wish I had a Porsche 918 in my garage.

Granted, but it's stolen and a APB is out in your name.

I wish the world would end.

Granted, except you end up being the only survivor.

I wish Ariana Grande showed up to my house topless. 

Granted, we double team her and laughs are had by all.

I wish the granter of this wish never gets aids.

Granted, but you get AIDS.

I wish I had a working debit card :p

Granted, but you don't have any money in your account.

I wish Denth was naked.

Granted, but he's in France and you can't see him for the remainder of the wish time.


I wish my calculus hw would disappear and be magically completed.

Granted, it disappears and is completed but appears back in a bottle in the ocean.

I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted.

Not granted


I wish for the government of Spain to grow some balls and stop trying to pass an anti-abortion law >_>

 Granted...but its terminal.

  I wish I had Canadian citizenship.