Oh dear, that was quite a show wasn’t it folks? Ha ha, well you’ve got to admire it the effort, that’s for sure. Now I’m sure you’re all wondering how I’m here when the good old Commisioner just said that I was dead, right? I’m in your heads, boys and girls, so don’t change that channel, because Joker is here to stay!
We’ve got quite the show in store for you tonight, much more exciting than
that time that ole’ Bats decided to sing.But what good are words? Let me introduce tonight’s special guests!
We have of course the
Scarecrow who orchestrated this little show for everyone. For 3 nights, this guy can use his fear toxins to stir up panic, thereby
disrupting all powers for that night. Don’t let his look fool you, this guy is crazier than me sometimes. It’s a good thing I’m only in your head, so he can’t affect me! Ha ha ha!
But wait, what’s this?! We have a mystery guest tonight! Calling himself the
Arkham Knight nonetheless! Whether it’s some parody of ole’ Bats or he’s Batman’s secret partner...wait, no, I’m getting news back, and this guy hates the Bats more than I do! Well in any case, he’s got a list of toys at his disposal from tanks to secret surveillance (I don’t know who’s showing off more at this point, haha!), which in his case,
He can use to either scan for do gooders, or protect our fellow wrongdoers for up to 3 nights. I’m also getting word that
because of hi fancy, yet stunning armor, he has two chances to help take out the do gooders (in other words, an extra life!).
And of course, what team isn’t without their lower security squad? Taking up the mantle of Gotham’s finest villain protection squad is none other than
Mr. Freeze and
Two Face! Wait...was Mr. Freeze even in the game? Whoops, sorry there folks, almost went a little meta there..haha! For every night (knight? Haha!), these two will protect your fellow do-badders from those do-gooders out there. Keep in mind that there’s a lot of us out there, so they won’t protect the same person twice in a row.
Of course we need our villainous watcher to make sure the Bats doesn’t spoil our glorious triumph over Gotham, so they’ve recruited none other than the
Owlman!. What better person to prowl for the bat than some other guy dressed as a flying animal? I couldn’t have chosen a better one myself, haha! Each night, Owlman will scout for the Bat and his accomplices, and if he spots any of our teammates, he’ll share what he knows with them! Oh how fun!
And of course, every good plan needs cannon fodder, so welcome today’s villains! We’ve got Calender Man, Black Mask, Bane, The Penguin, Jackanapes Ra’s Al Ghul, and...uhm...seriously? Egghead? Hmm...nope, it looks like he’s actually a serious candidate. Huh...who knew? Well, there you have it folks, our cannon fodder: calculating, deadly, and...eggy! Haha! You know what? I change my mind, I’m actually eggcited for this squad, haha! These of course are the villains that will just stand around during the day and try to kill the Bats...and during the night they’ll be out making deals, killing cops, that whole bit.
Oh...and keep a lookout for
Batman of course. He’s bound to be crawling the streets and prowling the skies looking to stop the grand plan and the takeover of Gotham. He’ll no doubt be
talking to his sorry excuse of a team each night...but he’s a lone wolf, so he might try to subdue someone on his own for up to three nights. Why three? Well, don’t ask me, I don’t dress up as a bat! Well maybe that one time…
Speaking of his team, be on the look out for the Boy Blunders and Girl...uh...glunder! Haha! You know, the girl who dresses like a cat, and the two bird boys! What were their names again? Oh, right,
Catwoman, Robin, and Nightwing. I had such high hopes for that Cat, but she decided she was going to work for the losing team this time. During each night, these excuses for heroes (well, sidekicks) will try to team up and subdue one of us as a team. I mean, I never took Catwoman as a team player, but what do I know? Haha!
And of course, no villainous plot is complete without rules. I know, I know “but Joker, bad guys don’t play by the rules!” First off, you’re talking to someone that’s in your head, so you might be a little crazy, haha! Second, we’ve got to have some rules here….it’s not complete chaos without some chaotic rules to follow!
1) Roles/powers/villain names can’t be hinted, told, disclosed, or anything of the like in game. The only exception of course is if you’re recruited by Owlman after he’s scanned you. Villains that break this rule will be removed from the game after being executed by the lovely Harley Quinn. It’s her birthday today, and she’s REALLY anxious to use her new mallot on rule breakers!
2) The villains will only win the game once Batman is out of the way. After all, he’s the main worry...why would we let him live? Please take note that the Batman can only be taken care of once his do good team mates are out of the picture. If you even try to go after him before they’ve been taken care of, they’ll just find some way to protect him.
3) The Heroes will only win the game if they outnumber the villains. There’s 4 of them, and 11 of us, so don’t let that happen!
4) Each day phase will last 48 hours, and each night phase will last 24 hours. Exceptions, you say? Only if...say, the phase is set to end when I’m busy doing Joker things (like working). But don’t you worry your pretty little heads, since this is set to begin at a time that I’m normally here to play!
5) This phase will begin in the Day phase. It’s no fun letting the Heroes take someone this early, and I do love a good lynching to start with.
Any questions? If not, then I the fabulous Joker will return to my stage within your noggins so that the game may begin. You all know your roles to play, so let’s make Gotham great again!
And this phase will end at 11:30PM PST on Saturday, October 8th.
Players1. @DekuNut (Mr. Freeze)
2.
@Laurentus (Batman)
3.
@Rasdanation4.
@xXTheHydraXx5.
@Sapphiron(Arkham Knight)
6.
@Gerrick (Bane)
7.
@Justinian Ezkantion (Calendar Man)
8.
@Ashton Mercer (Catwoman)
9.
@Benevolent Thomas (Black Mask)
10.
@Colberius X11.
@taulover (Egghead)
12.
@North13.
@trader (Jacknapes)
14.
@Aragonn15.
@BraveSirRobin 16.
@Eldarion (Ras Al Gul)
