Post #172549
January 29, 2023, 11:46:12 PM
Unknown Dimension
Through a portal walked the legend, wearing nothing but boxing shorts to show his 4% body fat percentage and impeccable muscles. It's said that the instant he was birthed, he was already repping 35lbs as a fetus, weighing 20 pounds with only 5% body fat percentage. Rumored to even beat the Callilope. It was none other then One Fist. His only goal in life is to prove he is the strongest, but due to that being impossible in one life, he cloned himself 200 times. And everytime a clone dies, a new one is made to replace it.
He was greeted by freezing temperatures and snow falling on his watermelon sized triceps, but he took comfort in the fact that he could beat cold temperatures in a slap boxing match. "I SPENT 3 MONTHS GETTING THIS PORTAL YOU FLUFFY PRICK! And those three months are spent for this moment, when I whoop your ass. Holy Bear, I challenge you to a boxing match!" He yells at the top of his lungs as another clone of him walks in wearing a referee shirt.
