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The Greenlandic North Bomb’s Svipjoth!

Svipish Gullin’s Falling

With the Svipish Civil War in full swing, Rnesspo World News was removed in Svipjoth. Yesterday, millions of Svipish Gullin’s were released from bomber planes in hope to end the conflict peacefully. The plan is to <DATA EXPUNGED>* so partisan movements spark up in the occupied areas. The Greenlandic North stands with Svipjoth.

Wilglance Pipe Errors!

Faucet of Wilglance Resident

With Wilglance being rebuilt*, naturally pipelines would have to be fixed. Unfortunately, the water line and gas line were swapped, resulting in stoves releasing water and showers removing dirt in a different way. So far, 3 people have been wounded, and countless marshmallows have become soggy.

Footnotes

• This information was removed by the Northern Greenlandic military to prevent information leaks.
  
• During the Northern Greenlandic Civil War, motors destroyed the city, resulting in the creation of new pipelines

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