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Erik Strongblood listens to the info with great concern but then smiles. He turns to his generals who stand waiting for orders. “The situation may be bleak, but there is one thing we have. A home field advantage!! We will let them invade, but they’ll only find empty houses and dust. As they progress into the country we circle them in from behind, and in the name of Trashkanistan Freedom we shall fight until the last man!!!!!”

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"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1. Dai Chuan

2. The Burgerian HQ is full of the stinking bishop smell, unlike the usual milkshake smell. The Burgerian Emperor Filet-O-Fish and his right-hand-man Big Mac McDonalds decided to clean the HQ. Burgerian Milkshake Cars begin to come at the Burgerian HQ, hoping to stop the stinky smell. After a lot of work, the Milkshake Sprayers finally sprayed back the Burgerian HQ into normal. Emperor Filet-O-Fish hosted a meeting of the Imperial Council about whether to accept or reject the peace treaty. After debating, they don’t have a solution. So Emperor Filet-O-Fish discusses with Big Mac McDonalds. And after the discussion, they eventually agreed to the peace treaty. Emperor Filet-O-Fish writes a letter to Emperor Gouda.

”Your Imperial Majesty Emperor Gouda of Cheesistan,

The Empire of Burgeria decided to agree on your peace terms, of giving you a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. But only that, if you invade our Northern Border, we will fight to the one last moment!

His Imperial Majesty,

Burgerian Emperor Filet-O-Fish”

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Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1. Dai Chuan

2. The Burgerian HQ is full of the stinking bishop smell, unlike the usual milkshake smell. The Burgerian Emperor Filet-O-Fish and his right-hand-man Big Mac McDonalds decided to clean the HQ. Burgerian Milkshake Cars begin to come at the Burgerian HQ, hoping to stop the stinky smell. After a lot of work, the Milkshake Sprayers finally sprayed back the Burgerian HQ into normal. Emperor Filet-O-Fish hosted a meeting of the Imperial Council about whether to accept or reject the peace treaty. After debating, they don’t have a solution. So Emperor Filet-O-Fish discusses with Big Mac McDonalds. And after the discussion, they eventually agreed to the peace treaty. Emperor Filet-O-Fish writes a letter to Emperor Gouda.

”Your Imperial Majesty Emperor Gouda of Cheesistan,

The Empire of Burgeria decided to agree on your peace terms, of giving you a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. But only that, if you invade our Northern Border, we will fight to the one last moment!

His Imperial Majesty,

Burgerian Emperor Filet-O-Fish”

I apologize for my absence, it's been a busy weekend! Regardless, welcome to Rollspelskra!

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"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1. Thuragin

2.

Gregorio Lobb takes the peace treaty with restrained contempt. He looks through it and throws it out with disgust, stamping his clawed foot down and shredding the offer of peace apart. "These Man-Things think they can lie-lie to us? We must kill-maim them for their troubles. Sneaky-ambush them from all around we must!" Then from the hidden underground passages scattered all over the northern border came swarms of militarised rat soldiers and weapon teams to overrun many of the Cheesistani battalions and war machines, catching the Cheesistani forces by surprise.

2.

Gregorio Lobb takes the peace treaty with restrained contempt, looks through it and throws it out before ordering his forces to ambush the Cheesistani battalions. From the hidden underground passages scattered around the northern border came swarms of militarised rat soldiers and weapon teams to overrun many of the Cheesistani battalions and war machines.

A great start. However, this response does not meet the 4-5 sentence minimum. Please make the necessary edits

      “HA” laughs the general “like we will surrender, right Harvey”
“no we shall not” He responds “ready the army to set up a defense position at the border. I want an extra 2,000 units there by tomorrow. The air force and navy is ready I presume?”
“yes, yes” says the general.
“good good. Then every thing is ready. All that is left to do is wait for them to attack. My mother always said ‘let them have the first move, make them bleed then when they are weak, go for the kill’”

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"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1. Thuragin

2.

Gregorio Lobb takes the peace treaty with restrained contempt. He looks through it and throws it out with disgust, stamping his clawed foot down and shredding the offer of peace apart. "These Man-Things think they can lie-lie to us? We must kill-maim them for their troubles. Sneaky-ambush them from all around we must!" Then from the hidden underground passages scattered all over the northern border came swarms of militarised rat soldiers and weapon teams to overrun many of the Cheesistani battalions and war machines, catching the Cheesistani forces by surprise.

Good news you're finally in! Sorry for the wait

      “HA” laughs the general “like we will surrender, right Harvey”
“no we shall not” He responds “ready the army to set up a defense position at the border. I want an extra 2,000 units there by tomorrow. The air force and navy is ready I presume?”
“yes, yes” says the general.
“good good. Then every thing is ready. All that is left to do is wait for them to attack. My mother always said ‘let them have the first move, make them bleed then when they are weak, go for the kill’”

Words to live by, always let the other guy push first so you might get less of a suspension. Although that doesn't actually matter since my brother was still suspended. Anyways welcome to RSK!

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1. provide the name of your nation (If you do not have one don't include but instead list Discord if you can)
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Before you apply, make sure that you are
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Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1. W Amadeus Mozart

2. "We shall ask them for time to consider their offer," President Leonid Kerenskeiev instructs the diplomatic aide.

"Have you informed WARPP?" Leonid Kerenskeiev asks his secretary, Angel Mordror.
"Yes. They have told us help is on the way, and in the meantime we need to delay and hinder the invaders as best as we can."

The War Council gathers at Mozart Village near the Northern Hill Passage.
General Zhames Zarkhin inspects the forces. The obstacle he has ordered is already in place, to obstruct and delay the invading forces.
5 groups of expert snipers, armed with shield-penetrating guns, numbering 40 each, are getting ready to set up on the surrounding hills. The artillery is set up in their proper places.
"Order the Air Force into Red alert," the President orders General Zarkhin. Dawn slowly rose over the Northern Hills of W Amadeus Mozart. A new day begins.

This is where interested citizens may apply to become members of Rollspelskra. To apply, you must
1. provide the name of your nation (If you do not have one don't include but instead list Discord if you can)
2. respond to the test roleplay prompt at the bottom.

Before you apply, make sure that you are
    - A citizen of Wintreath
    - Are in good standing with the Wintreath community and administration

Respond to the prompt below as if you were roleplaying:
"The Emperor of Cheesistan, having had declared war on you two months prior, has ramped up the scale of the war; at your Northern border, hundreds of Cheesistani battalions, artillery machines, and tanks have gathered, ready to strike. As you are debriefed by your head general concerning your North border, a diplomacy aid delivers you a peace treaty from Cheesistan. In it, Emperor Gouda promises to not invade your nation, so long as you pay him a tribute of 20,000 dairy cows and 10 million dollars. The peace treaty smells of stinking bishop and without a doubt, will soon permeate throughout your entire headquarters."

1. W Amadeus Mozart

2. "We shall ask them for time to consider their offer," President Leonid Kerenskeiev instructs the diplomatic aide.

"Have you informed WARPP?" Leonid Kerenskeiev asks his secretary, Angel Mordror.
"Yes. They have told us help is on the way, and in the meantime we need to delay and hinder the invaders as best as we can."

The War Council gathers at Mozart Village near the Northern Hill Passage.
General Zhames Zarkhin inspects the forces. The obstacle he has ordered is already in place, to obstruct and delay the invading forces.
5 groups of expert snipers, armed with shield-penetrating guns, numbering 40 each, are getting ready to set up on the surrounding hills. The artillery is set up in their proper places.
"Order the Air Force into Red alert," the President orders General Zarkhin. Dawn slowly rose over the Northern Hills of W Amadeus Mozart. A new day begins.

A crisp thumbs up, welcome to Rollspelskra!