It is with the heaviest of hearts and the most sincere regrets that I must file my resignation the titles Jarl of Foreign Affairs, Thane of World Assembly Affairs, abdicate as Crown Prince and renounce my citizenship. I also resign as Holy Minister for Domestic Affairs of The West Pacific, White Wizard of Mordor and Monitor of the Praetorian Guard of the New Pacific Order, and declare my renunciation of citizenship in all of these regions too. My time in this game is ended. I'm going to ask a couple people to throw the link to this around, so I'm going to thank people who aren't necessarily in Wintreath too.
Thank you Wintermoot, for being the best friend anyone could ever have. I will never, ever forget you. Ah, jeez... I could write a book here but I'll limit myself. You're amazing. Just perfect.
Thank you Insenjar, for everything.
Thank you Alterra, for being a lot of fun even while you were a pain in the ass.
Thank you Gov, for being a source of great entertainment in the IRC channel.
Thank you Rout, for being the best deputy I've had, by a country mile. You'll make a great Jarl, if you come into IRC and meet foreign dignitaries more often.
Thank you IH, for being a great husband. Your friendly advice, however dry, was of great counsel to me on innumerable occasions.
Thank you Reon, for being a source of boundless entertainment and humiliation.
Thank you Denth, for coming with us to found this region. You are without a shadow of a doubt the biggest success we ever had in Wintreath, and I only regret you never found a chance to excel in Spiritus the way you have here.
Thank you Wuufu, for being a great person even while I derided your presidency and your region. I never meant what I said the way it sounded.
Thank you Saeturn, for being a constant reminder that no matter how much I fucked up I could always have turned out worse.
Thank you Salax, for being fun to be around even when I left Spiritus. You're great, even if your pressure on Wintry to leave Spiritus was a total cunt move. I wish you'd worked it out.
Thank you Lego, for more than I can even begin to write. You're a fantastic person, and you'll succeed in whatever you put your mind to. I'll miss you.
Thank you Cormac, for being a great friend, then a great enemy, and then a friend again. You probably did more to help me progress than anyone else in the game and I never, ever forgot that.
Thank you Raven, for trusting me. Something few ever did.
Thank you JAL, though we rarely spoke you were a source of great entertainment and I always admired you.
Thank you Wop, for electing me. Sorry I fucked up.
Thank you Hellhound, for your consistent support of me in Mordor.
Thank you Arch, for being a shit load of fun. You have the capacity to be legendary, just set your sights on a goal, find a team and take it... consider that my last request. If I catch wind, I may even return to congratulate you.
Thank you Tano for being awesome. You always reminded me of a non-Cosmo version of myself, but I preferred you tbqh.
Thank you Milograd, for being the person I most fangirled over in the entire game. And for ratifying our first treaty here in Wintreath.
Thank you Halcones, Koth and Venico for taking chances on me during my transition to raiding. It meant a lot.
Lastly, I have only two regrets. The first is that I must leave without ticking off everything on the bucket list (a coup and an SC Resolution are two notable absentees). The second is that the only region I was ever in for more than a year I helped lay the foundations for its ultimate implosion. As funny as it has been, every second Spiritus spends whoring out its dignity to join the FRA is tinged with disappointment. A reminder that we failed... or did too well.
Au revoir, auf wiedersehen and goodbye. It's been fun, and hopefully I shall return again. But for now, I must away... I hope you'll remember me as I shall you.
Addendum
Just to clear the air of ambiguities, you're a total asshole Sovereignry. Hopefully I didn't mince words too much for you there.