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There are some posts that would normally make me go mrrrrrrr, but alas, I don't care about hunting scum this game. I'm on a mission to spread love and peace in a world that knows only hate and violence.

Glorious Bob thinks you are probably town. Glorious Bob is happy to have this read because Glorious Bob has something from which to establish other reads. Thank you.

Vote: Nolynch

My guru Lau has asked me to take this path. I am taking this path.
More so because I think Sock News might make me mad to an extent that I stop feeling stress.

haven't checked but this vote prolly won't be counter properly, make sure to format correctly

They're advocating for non-violence and peace! We need to kill them!

ok so Laurentus is openly having an agenda. This can be a good agenda or bad agenda. I suspect that either case he has mechanical reasons for doing it and is not going to claim what he has. Frankly, this is only worth following if he specifically has a role that is like "if you no yeet you find out a mafia the next day" which uh, I think that this is a forum where Lau gets N1d a lot in (lau signal me pls), or if has multiple individual KP in the event of a no yeet, which I don't believe ever happens from a setup balance PoV

I'm not following, I'm not getting why people are following. I am outright disturbed at the number of votes for no yeet already.

Glorious Bob is not pleased with your play. Glorious Bob would like to inform you that you are under heavy scrutiny.

Aersoldorf: Y'all can lynch me because I won't be that active
Also Aersoldorf: is the second highest poster

Not sure how I feel about this. Seems a bit scummy.

Glorious Bob thinks this post is a little bit towny, but wants to point out that when someone creates slank cover for themselves and then doesn't use said slank cover it is a high percentage town tell.

Lau is obvious scum

also hi

Glorious Bob doesn't share your conviction so wonders if this bluster is there to mask insecurity.

Why I do be an insecure person
but yea it was mainly a joke entrance. Nice to meet you Glorious Bob.

While I do dislike Lau's action so far (and lately as this seems to have happened in the past few games I played with him), "obviously" is too much of a word and I'm not like putting my hand on the fire for it yet.

Aersoldorf: Y'all can lynch me because I won't be that active
Also Aersoldorf: is the second highest poster

Not sure how I feel about this. Seems a bit scummy.

If my mercy mission fails, that's one of the posts that made me go mrrrrrrr, yeah. But my mission will not fail.

Bruh did we seriously just mindmeld

Aersoldorf: Y'all can lynch me because I won't be that active
Also Aersoldorf: is the second highest poster

Not sure how I feel about this. Seems a bit scummy.

This is kinda a scummy comment

The first post is objectively bull dust. The second post is an attempt to pocket someone who may be inclined to assist you with your newfound quest to cast scrutiny on the lost soul of Eastern New England. Glorious Bob now wishes you to die.

Glorious Bob is proud to present a Glorious Bob production in assocation with Glorious Bob Projects and BobTV.

GLORIOUS

Starring:

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and

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and introducing 

Glorobob

Act 1 

Glorious Bob enters Wintreath and discovers a quaint forum mafia game.

Glorious Bob is town.

Act 2

Glorious Bob proceeds to annihilate Dolby the would be mafia ringleader. 

Vote: Dolby

Act 3

The mafia destroy Glorious Bob.

Prologue

The town, stirred and inspired by the glory of Bob, rally together to mop up the remnants of the scattered mafia team. Winning the day gloriously!

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Aersoldorf: Y'all can lynch me because I won't be that active
Also Aersoldorf: is the second highest poster

Not sure how I feel about this. Seems a bit scummy.

this comes off as an extremely opportunistic read
Aersol is likely an erratic post as both alignments; as someone who was in the mafia team with him last game I can vouch that he seemed extremely hyperactive and thus him being unable of posting is NAI.

Really disliking the ENE content so far, I'll prolly leave my vote here for now:
Vote: Eastern New England

Bob squad

Laurentus
Melehan

Lesser Bob

ENE
Aersoldorf
Michi
ExLight

No Bob no

Anthony
Wischland
KingofDominaria
Anubhav Ghosh

Bobbing for Apples

Dolby

Other

@TGN
@Marzipan
@Arenado
@Vroendal
@Ruguo

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Bob squad

Laurentus
Melehan

Lesser Bob

ENE
Aersoldorf
Michi
ExLight

No Bob no

Anthony
Wischland
KingofDominaria
Anubhav Ghosh

Bobbing for Apples

Dolby

Other

@TGN
@Marzipan
@Arenado
@Vroendal
@Ruguo

So the progression here is: Calls out Ex for his certainty that I'm scum -> Calls people out collectively for scum siding but literally TRs the person pushing No Lynch as the majority wagon, which is usually just about the most blatant scum-siding imaginable -> Calls me Town for  reasons -> Calls out someone as trying to pocket me -> Pockets me. 🤣

Did you TMI me as Town, bro?

But that's okay, scum hunting is for if my plan fails. Everyone in the game is Town in my heart. ❤️

This just in! Glorious Bob has entered the scene and is making a list, but did he check it twice?

More news at 4 from your local station, I've been your wolf guide to all things wolf good, Michi.

Bob squad

Laurentus
Melehan

Lesser Bob

ENE
Aersoldorf
Michi
ExLight

No Bob no

Anthony
Wischland
KingofDominaria
Anubhav Ghosh

Bobbing for Apples

Dolby

Other

@TGN
@Marzipan
@Arenado
@Vroendal
@Ruguo

So the progression here is: Calls out Ex for his certainty that I'm scum -> Calls people out collectively for scum siding but literally TRs the person pushing No Lynch as the majority wagon, which is usually just about the most blatant scum-siding imaginable -> Calls me Town for reasons -> Calls out someone as trying to pocket me -> Pockets me. 🤣

Did you TMI me as Town, bro?

But that's okay, scum hunting is for if my plan fails. Everyone in the game is Town in my heart. ❤️

Side eyes Ex for his certainty that you're scum. Calls everyone out for scum siding, but observes a wrinkle in your particular play that I viewed as towny in spite of your apparent scum siding. Pushing no lynch in RVS is nothing siding by the way as there's nothing I've seen to indicate you intend to continue to do so (and even if you did I wouldn't care because it's, again, NAI from my perspective even if you did if not actually towny because drawing negative attention to oneself in such a dramatic way on d1 almost never comes from mafia). Calls out someone for trying to pocket you. Townreads you. 

Yeah all of this occurred, you just decided to cast it all in the most negative light you possibly could either because you've not met someone good at mafia before and are stunned that I am capable of reading you town in spite of your best efforts not to be, or I'm dumb and you're mafia. Either way we're having a great time. 

Bob squad

Laurentus
Melehan

Lesser Bob

ENE
Aersoldorf
Michi
ExLight

No Bob no

Anthony
Wischland
KingofDominaria
Anubhav Ghosh

Bobbing for Apples

Dolby

Other

@TGN
@Marzipan
@Arenado
@Vroendal
@Ruguo

So the progression here is: Calls out Ex for his certainty that I'm scum -> Calls people out collectively for scum siding but literally TRs the person pushing No Lynch as the majority wagon, which is usually just about the most blatant scum-siding imaginable -> Calls me Town for reasons -> Calls out someone as trying to pocket me -> Pockets me. 🤣

Did you TMI me as Town, bro?

But that's okay, scum hunting is for if my plan fails. Everyone in the game is Town in my heart. ❤️

Side eyes Ex for his certainty that you're scum. Calls everyone out for scum siding, but observes a wrinkle in your particular play that I viewed as towny in spite of your apparent scum siding. Pushing no lynch in RVS is nothing siding by the way as there's nothing I've seen to indicate you intend to continue to do so (and even if you did I wouldn't care because it's, again, NAI from my perspective even if you did if not actually towny because drawing negative attention to oneself in such a dramatic way on d1 almost never comes from mafia). Calls out someone for trying to pocket you. Townreads you.

Yeah all of this occurred, you just decided to cast it all in the most negative light you possibly could either because you've not met someone good at mafia before and are stunned that I am capable of reading you town in spite of your best efforts not to be, or I'm dumb and you're mafia. Either way we're having a great time.

You are hilarious and I hope we both end-game.

Bob squad

Laurentus
Melehan

Lesser Bob

ENE
Aersoldorf
Michi
ExLight

No Bob no

Anthony
Wischland
KingofDominaria
Anubhav Ghosh

Bobbing for Apples

Dolby

Other

@TGN
@Marzipan
@Arenado
@Vroendal
@Ruguo

So the progression here is: Calls out Ex for his certainty that I'm scum -> Calls people out collectively for scum siding but literally TRs the person pushing No Lynch as the majority wagon, which is usually just about the most blatant scum-siding imaginable -> Calls me Town for reasons -> Calls out someone as trying to pocket me -> Pockets me. 🤣

Did you TMI me as Town, bro?

But that's okay, scum hunting is for if my plan fails. Everyone in the game is Town in my heart. ❤️

Side eyes Ex for his certainty that you're scum. Calls everyone out for scum siding, but observes a wrinkle in your particular play that I viewed as towny in spite of your apparent scum siding. Pushing no lynch in RVS is nothing siding by the way as there's nothing I've seen to indicate you intend to continue to do so (and even if you did I wouldn't care because it's, again, NAI from my perspective even if you did if not actually towny because drawing negative attention to oneself in such a dramatic way on d1 almost never comes from mafia). Calls out someone for trying to pocket you. Townreads you.

Yeah all of this occurred, you just decided to cast it all in the most negative light you possibly could either because you've not met someone good at mafia before and are stunned that I am capable of reading you town in spite of your best efforts not to be, or I'm dumb and you're mafia. Either way we're having a great time.

You are hilarious and I hope we both end-game.

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