Post #164889
February 12, 2022, 03:36:28 AM
“I’m King of the World!” shouted Alucard Dewitt Bukater as he was held up by the love of his life, Zapp Dawson. In the distance, the young boy Kif drew them both like some girls he met in France as Alucard’s jealous arranged fiance Van Hawkley arranged for his manservant Jon Snow to get rid of the vagrant.
As Jon pulled out his revolver, he was pulled into a random Irish jig by the Baggins family, who had won their tickets via a lucky game of poker that Frodo had cheated at against known Italian gangsters Smeagol Lucino and Donald Duckino. During the random jig, Frodo was stabbed countlessly as Smeagol had snuck on board, but he danced it off as if it was nothing…and nobody else seemed to notice even long after he had died.
Donald Duckino had also snuck on board, though he was far too busy chatting it up with Miss Directly who seemed to be checked out mentally. Rather than realizing she had someone talking to her, Miss Directly’s gaze seemed more fixated on not even the handsome cabin boy close by, but on the delicious looking pie that said cabin boy was delivering to one of the other guests. She was staring at it intently, wondering if there was cake in it and whether or not she’d be able to make something that looked that delicious.
Nobody seemed to notice the iceberg that was approaching. The iceberg didn’t notice either, as it was turned away and was wearing headphones at the time…though one of the other icebergs nearby kept shouting and waving its ice arms to get it to notice. The ship came rather close to hitting the unattentive iceberg, but it was able to move away in time unknowingly because Mario and Luigi Winchester had asked writer Chell Shirley to intervene, and so Chell wrote them out of danger as it came true. However, Everyman wasn’t so lucky as Chell wrote about how they were tossed into the water as collatoral, as they were eaten by sharks that were passing by on a tornado.
As all of this was going on, from the distance Doctor Severus Strange watched as the strings of the Multiverse continued unraveling, as variants from other universes that hadn’t even existed yet continued pouring in, and in the distance he could swear he saw purple electro-matter tentacles starting to push through the breach in the sky.
Final Vote:
Anubhav Ghosh: 2 (Neon Abigail, ExLight)
Neon Abigail: 6 (Aersoldorf, Wintermoot, Sparatus, Tevos, Valern)
ExLight: 1 (Gerrick)
Aersoldorf: 1 (NoName)
No Vote (Never Voted): Anubhav Ghosh, Dolby, cozmikrae
Neon Abigail was killed. She was Everyman, the first townie and the manifestation of every villager ever. Maybe a little zombified, but how else can one expect to live so long?
Expect night 6 to end around this time tomorrow. Sorry about the crazy schedule.
