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Brothers and sisters!
Good willed Potatoists of Wintreath!
These are some dark and unclear times for all of us.
Just as his holiness went offline a pair of degenerates known as "Ogunbiyi" and "Chanku" staged an unholy coup removing Crushita from their position as Pope and replacing them with Ogunbiyi, the leader of the heretical scum, a lunatic with a criminal history of randomly pinging entire servers for no reason and some accounts even report seeing him punch kittens! Immediately upon taking over the Potato Vatican they unjustly excommunicated and interdicted multiple devout Potatoists.

Within the absence of his holiness Crushita I am taking it upon myself to excommunicate these heretics and restore order to the papalcy.

Currently Excommunicated people include:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile
Chanku

It saddens me that circumstances have forced my hand to such drastic measures against former Potatoists but desperate times call for desperate measures and I have no other options.

The Great Machine shall punish you immensely

Brothers and sisters!
Good willed Potatoists of Wintreath!
These are some dark and unclear times for all of us.
Just as his holiness went offline a pair of degenerates known as "Ogunbiyi" and "Chanku" staged an unholy coup removing Crushita from their position as Pope and replacing them with Ogunbiyi, the leader of the heretical scum, a lunatic with a criminal history of randomly pinging entire servers for no reason and some accounts even report seeing him punch kittens! Immediately upon taking over the Potato Vatican they unjustly excommunicated and interdicted multiple devout Potatoists.

Within the absence of his holiness Crushita I am taking it upon myself to excommunicate these heretics and restore order to the papalcy.

Currently Excommunicated people include:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile
Chanku

It saddens me that circumstances have forced my hand to such drastic measures against former Potatoists but desperate times call for desperate measures and I have no other options.

It seems that you are quite the funny heretic, by you excommuncating us, you have placed yourself as the de facto pope meaning you yourself have overthrown the pope. For someone who seems to serve Crushita you have just taken power. This is why you DEFINITELY need to be excommunicated. Get out of my cite you filthy heretic. You filthy excuse of an attempt to discredit me has just backfired, and my support will increase! Join me, and maybe there may still be a place for you in the fields.
Only the Pope and higher church authority can excommunicate, since you are neither, you are overstepping your bounds and attempting a coup.

Brothers and sisters!
Good willed Potatoists of Wintreath!
These are some dark and unclear times for all of us.
Just as his holiness went offline a pair of degenerates known as "Ogunbiyi" and "Chanku" staged an unholy coup removing Crushita from their position as Pope and replacing them with Ogunbiyi, the leader of the heretical scum, a lunatic with a criminal history of randomly pinging entire servers for no reason and some accounts even report seeing him punch kittens! Immediately upon taking over the Potato Vatican they unjustly excommunicated and interdicted multiple devout Potatoists.

Within the absence of his holiness Crushita I am taking it upon myself to excommunicate these heretics and restore order to the papalcy.

Currently Excommunicated people include:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile
Chanku

It saddens me that circumstances have forced my hand to such drastic measures against former Potatoists but desperate times call for desperate measures and I have no other options.

It seems that you are quite the funny heretic, by you excommuncating us, you have placed yourself as the de facto pope meaning you yourself have overthrown the pope. For someone who seems to serve Crushita you have just taken power. This is why you DEFINITELY need to be excommunicated. Get out of my cite you filthy heretic. You filthy excuse of an attempt to discredit me has just backfired, and my support will increase! Join me, and maybe there may still be a place for you in the fields.
Only the Pope and higher church authority can excommunicate, since you are neither, you are overstepping your bounds and attempting a coup.

As Starchbishop, I excommunicate the following people:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile

I don't know enough about Chanku's situation to make a decision about excommunication at this time.

Potato Bagel had the right idea but lacks the power to excommunicate. I do not believe Bagel intended to place himself as pope or to attempt a coup.

Brothers and sisters!
Good willed Potatoists of Wintreath!
These are some dark and unclear times for all of us.
Just as his holiness went offline a pair of degenerates known as "Ogunbiyi" and "Chanku" staged an unholy coup removing Crushita from their position as Pope and replacing them with Ogunbiyi, the leader of the heretical scum, a lunatic with a criminal history of randomly pinging entire servers for no reason and some accounts even report seeing him punch kittens! Immediately upon taking over the Potato Vatican they unjustly excommunicated and interdicted multiple devout Potatoists.

Within the absence of his holiness Crushita I am taking it upon myself to excommunicate these heretics and restore order to the papalcy.

Currently Excommunicated people include:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile
Chanku

It saddens me that circumstances have forced my hand to such drastic measures against former Potatoists but desperate times call for desperate measures and I have no other options.

It seems that you are quite the funny heretic, by you excommuncating us, you have placed yourself as the de facto pope meaning you yourself have overthrown the pope. For someone who seems to serve Crushita you have just taken power. This is why you DEFINITELY need to be excommunicated. Get out of my cite you filthy heretic. You filthy excuse of an attempt to discredit me has just backfired, and my support will increase! Join me, and maybe there may still be a place for you in the fields.
Only the Pope and higher church authority can excommunicate, since you are neither, you are overstepping your bounds and attempting a coup.

As Starchbishop, I excommunicate the following people:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile

I don't know enough about Chanku's situation to make a decision about excommunication at this time.

Potato Bagel had the right idea but lacks the power to excommunicate. I do not believe Bagel intended to place himself as pope or to attempt a coup.

Starchbishop, I see you have made your statement. I will make mine shortly. Also, technically since you made this statement after I became pope and you were subsequently stripped of your title as Starchbishop, you have as much claim as Bagel. However, I had not excommunicated you, so I'll give you that.

Starchbishop, I see you have made your statement. I will make mine shortly. Also, technically since you made this statement after I became pope and you were subsequently stripped of your title as Starchbishop, you have as much claim as Bagel. However, I had not excommunicated you, so I'll give you that.

You taking the title of pope was illegal anyway, so my title was never stripped.

Starchbishop, I see you have made your statement. I will make mine shortly. Also, technically since you made this statement after I became pope and you were subsequently stripped of your title as Starchbishop, you have as much claim as Bagel. However, I had not excommunicated you, so I'll give you that.

You taking the title of pope was illegal anyway, so my title was never stripped.

I see, though it was not illegal since there are no laws saying that Crushita has to be the pope or that a pope can't be overthrown for heresy.

Starchbishop, I see you have made your statement. I will make mine shortly. Also, technically since you made this statement after I became pope and you were subsequently stripped of your title as Starchbishop, you have as much claim as Bagel. However, I had not excommunicated you, so I'll give you that.

You taking the title of pope was illegal anyway, so my title was never stripped.

I see, though it was not illegal since there are no laws saying that Crushita has to be the pope or that a pope can't be overthrown for heresy.

well by that logic, I could just overthrow you for heresy. Or just cause I felt like it.

well by that logic, I could just overthrow you for heresy. Or just cause I felt like it.

Well then you would be undermining Crushita's claim as pope since he no longer has an starchbishop.

well by that logic, I could just overthrow you for heresy. Or just cause I felt like it.

Well then you would be undermining Crushita's claim as pope since he no longer has an starchbishop.

No; I would use my power as pope to make Crush pope and me Starchbishop again.

well by that logic, I could just overthrow you for heresy. Or just cause I felt like it.

Well then you would be undermining Crushita's claim as pope since he no longer has an starchbishop.

No; I would use my power as pope to make Crush pope and me Starchbishop again.

You do you Mathy 

Ogun, how dare ye stain the walls of the Church of the Tuberous one in the absence of His Eminence, Guardian of the Fields?! Were you consecrated by the College of Cardinal Bishops? Nay!

"Blight upon you! Blight and famine upon your heretical ways! And the Great Potatoe smote they the wicked for their impiety, for as thou sows, so shalt thou reap." —Proclamations 13:10

BURN THE HERETICS AT THE STEAK!!!

Vivat Potatoe!!  Mortem haeretici!

Brothers and sisters!
Good willed Potatoists of Wintreath!
These are some dark and unclear times for all of us.
Just as his holiness went offline a pair of degenerates known as "Ogunbiyi" and "Chanku" staged an unholy coup removing Crushita from their position as Pope and replacing them with Ogunbiyi, the leader of the heretical scum, a lunatic with a criminal history of randomly pinging entire servers for no reason and some accounts even report seeing him punch kittens! Immediately upon taking over the Potato Vatican they unjustly excommunicated and interdicted multiple devout Potatoists.

Within the absence of his holiness Crushita I am taking it upon myself to excommunicate these heretics and restore order to the papalcy.

Currently Excommunicated people include:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile
Chanku

It saddens me that circumstances have forced my hand to such drastic measures against former Potatoists but desperate times call for desperate measures and I have no other options.

It seems that you are quite the funny heretic, by you excommuncating us, you have placed yourself as the de facto pope meaning you yourself have overthrown the pope. For someone who seems to serve Crushita you have just taken power. This is why you DEFINITELY need to be excommunicated. Get out of my cite you filthy heretic. You filthy excuse of an attempt to discredit me has just backfired, and my support will increase! Join me, and maybe there may still be a place for you in the fields.
Only the Pope and higher church authority can excommunicate, since you are neither, you are overstepping your bounds and attempting a coup.

My ability to randomly place myself as pope are just as valid as yours and I do not truly own this title just as you do not truly own yours.
But as a false Pope you have been excommunicated and ordered to leave the Vatican immediately and once you have or upon Crushita's return I need not even return the power because my popehood is just as eligible as your own in that it is meaningless and only belongs to Crushita whom the great Spud has chosen, but with your logic I have the ability to declare you an enemy of the church and excommunicate you temporarily despite not being a true Pope.

This is not a coup against Crushita this is taking Crushita's place in the Church back. Now leave our holy Cathedral this instant you heretical scum!

Brothers and sisters!
Good willed Potatoists of Wintreath!
These are some dark and unclear times for all of us.
Just as his holiness went offline a pair of degenerates known as "Ogunbiyi" and "Chanku" staged an unholy coup removing Crushita from their position as Pope and replacing them with Ogunbiyi, the leader of the heretical scum, a lunatic with a criminal history of randomly pinging entire servers for no reason and some accounts even report seeing him punch kittens! Immediately upon taking over the Potato Vatican they unjustly excommunicated and interdicted multiple devout Potatoists.

Within the absence of his holiness Crushita I am taking it upon myself to excommunicate these heretics and restore order to the papalcy.

Currently Excommunicated people include:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile
Chanku

It saddens me that circumstances have forced my hand to such drastic measures against former Potatoists but desperate times call for desperate measures and I have no other options.

It seems that you are quite the funny heretic, by you excommuncating us, you have placed yourself as the de facto pope meaning you yourself have overthrown the pope. For someone who seems to serve Crushita you have just taken power. This is why you DEFINITELY need to be excommunicated. Get out of my cite you filthy heretic. You filthy excuse of an attempt to discredit me has just backfired, and my support will increase! Join me, and maybe there may still be a place for you in the fields.
Only the Pope and higher church authority can excommunicate, since you are neither, you are overstepping your bounds and attempting a coup.

My ability to randomly place myself as pope are just as valid as yours and I do not truly own this title just as you do not truly own yours.
But as a false Pope you have been excommunicated and ordered to leave the Vatican immediately and once you have or upon Crushita's return I need not even return the power because my popehood is just as eligible as your own in that it is meaningless and only belongs to Crushita whom the great Spud has chosen, but with your logic I have the ability to declare you an enemy of the church and excommunicate you temporarily despite not being a true Pope.

This is not a coup against Crushita this is taking Crushita's place in the Church back. Now leave our holy Cathedral this instant you heretical scum!

I don't want to go through this again but as the Bishop upon my rise to the papacy nothing legally stops me from overthrowing my superior for reasoning. You're just a church member, so your claim to the papacy is not the same as mine since not only do you have no support, your not a member of the clergy. As I have cited the abuse of Crushita, my papacy is legitimate. By the way, you are unexcommunicated, if you chose to stay out of the church, that is your decision.

Brothers and sisters!
Good willed Potatoists of Wintreath!
These are some dark and unclear times for all of us.
Just as his holiness went offline a pair of degenerates known as "Ogunbiyi" and "Chanku" staged an unholy coup removing Crushita from their position as Pope and replacing them with Ogunbiyi, the leader of the heretical scum, a lunatic with a criminal history of randomly pinging entire servers for no reason and some accounts even report seeing him punch kittens! Immediately upon taking over the Potato Vatican they unjustly excommunicated and interdicted multiple devout Potatoists.

Within the absence of his holiness Crushita I am taking it upon myself to excommunicate these heretics and restore order to the papalcy.

Currently Excommunicated people include:
Butter
Ogunbiyi/Remile
Chanku

It saddens me that circumstances have forced my hand to such drastic measures against former Potatoists but desperate times call for desperate measures and I have no other options.

It seems that you are quite the funny heretic, by you excommuncating us, you have placed yourself as the de facto pope meaning you yourself have overthrown the pope. For someone who seems to serve Crushita you have just taken power. This is why you DEFINITELY need to be excommunicated. Get out of my cite you filthy heretic. You filthy excuse of an attempt to discredit me has just backfired, and my support will increase! Join me, and maybe there may still be a place for you in the fields.
Only the Pope and higher church authority can excommunicate, since you are neither, you are overstepping your bounds and attempting a coup.

My ability to randomly place myself as pope are just as valid as yours and I do not truly own this title just as you do not truly own yours.
But as a false Pope you have been excommunicated and ordered to leave the Vatican immediately and once you have or upon Crushita's return I need not even return the power because my popehood is just as eligible as your own in that it is meaningless and only belongs to Crushita whom the great Spud has chosen, but with your logic I have the ability to declare you an enemy of the church and excommunicate you temporarily despite not being a true Pope.

This is not a coup against Crushita this is taking Crushita's place in the Church back. Now leave our holy Cathedral this instant you heretical scum!

I don't want to go through this again but as the Bishop upon my rise to the papacy nothing legally stops me from overthrowing my superior for reasoning. You're just a church member, so your claim to the papacy is not the same as mine since not only do you have no support, your not a member of the clergy. As I have cited the abuse of Crushita, my papacy is legitimate. By the way, you are unexcommunicated, if you chose to stay out of the church, that is your decision.

Your arguement is that because there is no law preventing a single lower ranking member of the clergy from  declaring themselves the Potato Pope your papacy is legitimate, by this flawed logic I am just as much within my rights to declare myself the new pope instead of you as there is no law preventing church members from couping either.

But I think it is best that I leave this to Starchbishop Mathy from my own moral grounds. I just mean to show how your claim to papacy is just as legitimate as mine if we're going off of laws.

It saddens me that you have abused the trust of the Potato Church that they need not write laws regarding hierarchy and legitimacy and taken the lack of laws to mean that you can do as you wish, can you not see that you have gained such power through abusing the trust of your fellow Potatoists?
You disgust me.