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His Holiness Crushita Telcontar is unworthy to be our Potato pope. His remarks against the potato, saying that "Too much Potato is bad" when all faithful followers know that you can never have too much potato. He openly supported Tomatoists and their heathenous and heretical agenda instead of standing for the faithful Potatoists. I am ashamed.
Do not be shy, I know many of us have been disappointed by our Pope's rule, join us, you will have a say in my Papacy, you will have the ability to determine how the church will go from here. This is an important inflection period, join me, reserve a spot in the fields. All who declare their support will be rewarded and granted a seat in my council. If you have not joined our church, consider joining. There will be no bureaucracy, long steps to become a member. Pledge your support here and you become an automatic member!

As of September 9, 2020, 7:50 EST, It is declared that Remile av-Devils is the NEW POTATO POPE

I appoint Chanku as my right hand and as the First STARCHBISHOP
My fellow family member, Butter, is recognized as Advisor to the Potatoe
LoneliestLad, will join us as a member of the council.

"Let those that love SPUD and believe in him Rise up, overthrow the heretics, overthrow the oppressors, and fight, fight to save what they love, fight to save the Holy Potatoe, whatever it takes."
- Reasons for Overthrowing the Pope 1:1

"Shepard's Pie is one of my favorite foods"
- Fun Facts about SPUD 6:4
I will not be EXCOMMUNICATING our Potato Pope if he steps aside peacefully.

SHEPARD'S PIE IS DECLARED THE OFFICIAL FOOD OF THE CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY TUBER.

List of Heretics who's Excommunication  has been lifted, they are still interdicted
- @Potato Bagel
- @Elbbsas
- @Mathyland: This one particularly pains me, but he is a good follower and Starchbishop. He unfortunately is too scared and cowardly to stand up to Crushita, but I understand his choice to stand with the former pope. May SPUD save his soul.

May SPUD SAVE US ALL


LOL

This is straight up HERECY and an attempt to cause good potatoists to stray from the holy path of enlightenment. Perhaps if you take this heathenous post down and repent for your sins you may be allowed your place in the great potato paradise but otherwise nobody can save your wretched soul from eternal damnation.

This is straight up HERECY and an attempt to cause good potatoists to stray from the holy path of enlightenment. Perhaps if you take this heathenous post down and repent for your sins you may be allowed your place in the great potato paradise but otherwise nobody can save your wretched soul from eternal damnation.

You have been INTERDICTED indefinitely. Join me to reach the Fields. After all, I'm the only one to have read the Potatome.

His Holiness Crushita Telcontar is unworthy to be our Potato pope. His remarks against the potato, saying that "Too much Potato is bad" when all faithful followers know that you can never have too much potato. He openly supported Tomatoists and their heathenous and heretical agenda instead of standing for the faithful Potatoists. I am ashamed.

As of September 9, 2020, 7:50 EST, It is declared that Remile av-Devils is the NEW POTATO POPE

I appoint @Chanku as my right hand and the only STARCHBISHOP
My fellow family member, @Butter, is recognized as Advisor to the Potatoe

"Let those that love SPUD and believe in him Rise up, overthrow the heretics, overthrow the oppressors, and fight, fight to save what they love, fight to save the Holy Potatoe, whatever it takes."
- Reasons for Overthrowing the Pope 1:1

"Shepard's Pie is one of my favorite foods"
- Fun Facts about SPUD 6:4
I will not be EXCOMMUNICATING our Potato Pope if he steps aside peacefully.

SHEPARD'S PIE IS DECLARED THE OFFICIAL FOOD OF THE CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY TUBER.

List of Heretics Excommunicated and/or Interdicted from the Church
- Potato Bagel

May SPUD SAVE US ALL


LOL

The notice has been revised.

This is straight up HERECY and an attempt to cause good potatoists to stray from the holy path of enlightenment. Perhaps if you take this heathenous post down and repent for your sins you may be allowed your place in the great potato paradise but otherwise nobody can save your wretched soul from eternal damnation.

You have been INTERDICTED indefinitely. Join me to reach the Fields. After all, I'm the only one to have read the Potatome.

Interdicted under what authority?
That of a mad man!?
Only his holiness Crushita has such power!

This is straight up HERECY and an attempt to cause good potatoists to stray from the holy path of enlightenment. Perhaps if you take this heathenous post down and repent for your sins you may be allowed your place in the great potato paradise but otherwise nobody can save your wretched soul from eternal damnation.

You have been INTERDICTED indefinitely. Join me to reach the Fields. After all, I'm the only one to have read the Potatome.

Interdicted under what authority?
That of a mad man!?
Only his holiness Crushita has such power!

That of the New Pope, our beloved Crushita has been deposed, as is my right, I can interdict whoever I want under grounds of

"And the Pope, beloved of SPUD, intercessor of our Creator, has the right to interdict any heathen or heretic as he or she sees fit, citing that this member may be a danger to themselves, the church, rule of the Pope, and the gospel."
- Starchy Duties 4:10

"Yea, and our cousins would till the fields of their discontent, tearing out their brothers root and stem in search of what blighted them. But the vine grew ere long, and lo its fruit was red, and ripe, and pleasing to the eye. And the vine did seek to bind its cousins' wounds, of the flesh, and of the soul, and of the land, for blight was an insidious and treacherous thing indeed." Miller 4:6-15.
So this schism was foretold in the Red Book.

"Yea, and our cousins would till the fields of their discontent, tearing out their brothers root and stem in search of what blighted them. But the vine grew ere long, and lo its fruit was red, and ripe, and pleasing to the eye. And the vine did seek to bind its cousins' wounds, of the flesh, and of the soul, and of the land, for blight was an insidious and treacherous thing indeed." Miller 4:6-15.
So this schism was foretold in the Red Book.

I will happily work with the Patriarch of the Tomatoists for a lasting peace and inter-religious cooperation. We are both members of the Nightshade family, we both emit solanum and potentially kill people, let us work together.

"For their will be neither Potatoist nor Tomatoist, slave or free, Green or yellow, dead or alive, Nightshade and non-Nightshade, Winter or summer, Monarch or peasant, Wintrean or Spiritian, for we will all be one under SPUD"
- Promises 6:1

His Holiness Crushita Telcontar is unworthy to be our Potato pope. His remarks against the potato, saying that "Too much Potato is bad" when all faithful followers know that you can never have too much potato. He openly supported Tomatoists and their heathenous and heretical agenda instead of standing for the faithful Potatoists. I am ashamed.
Do not be shy, I know many of us have been disappointed by our Pope's rule, join us, you will have a say in my Papacy, you will have the ability to determine how the church will go from here. This is an important inflection period, join me, reserve a spot in the fields. All who declare their support will be rewarded and granted a seat in my council. If you have not joined our church, consider joining. There will be no bureaucracy, long steps to become a member. Pledge your support here and you become an automatic member!

As of September 9, 2020, 7:50 EST, It is declared that Remile av-Devils is the NEW POTATO POPE

I appoint Chanku as my right hand and as the First STARCHBISHOP
My fellow family member, Butter, is recognized as Advisor to the Potatoe
LoneliestLad, will join us as a member of the council.

"Let those that love SPUD and believe in him Rise up, overthrow the heretics, overthrow the oppressors, and fight, fight to save what they love, fight to save the Holy Potatoe, whatever it takes."
- Reasons for Overthrowing the Pope 1:1

"Shepard's Pie is one of my favorite foods"
- Fun Facts about SPUD 6:4
I will not be EXCOMMUNICATING our Potato Pope if he steps aside peacefully.

SHEPARD'S PIE IS DECLARED THE OFFICIAL FOOD OF THE CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY TUBER.

List of Heretics Excommunicated and/or Interdicted from the Church
- @Potato Bagel
- @Elbbsas

May SPUD SAVE US ALL


LOL

Your position of Bishop is removed, and your excommunications are invalid. You are not the Pope, and you are excommunicated.

However, the Holy Spud is a merciful diety, and will be glad to accept you back when/if He feels you have sufficiently repented.

His Holiness Crushita Telcontar is unworthy to be our Potato pope. His remarks against the potato, saying that "Too much Potato is bad" when all faithful followers know that you can never have too much potato. He openly supported Tomatoists and their heathenous and heretical agenda instead of standing for the faithful Potatoists. I am ashamed.
Do not be shy, I know many of us have been disappointed by our Pope's rule, join us, you will have a say in my Papacy, you will have the ability to determine how the church will go from here. This is an important inflection period, join me, reserve a spot in the fields. All who declare their support will be rewarded and granted a seat in my council. If you have not joined our church, consider joining. There will be no bureaucracy, long steps to become a member. Pledge your support here and you become an automatic member!

As of September 9, 2020, 7:50 EST, It is declared that Remile av-Devils is the NEW POTATO POPE

I appoint Chanku as my right hand and as the First STARCHBISHOP
My fellow family member, Butter, is recognized as Advisor to the Potatoe
LoneliestLad, will join us as a member of the council.

"Let those that love SPUD and believe in him Rise up, overthrow the heretics, overthrow the oppressors, and fight, fight to save what they love, fight to save the Holy Potatoe, whatever it takes."
- Reasons for Overthrowing the Pope 1:1

"Shepard's Pie is one of my favorite foods"
- Fun Facts about SPUD 6:4
I will not be EXCOMMUNICATING our Potato Pope if he steps aside peacefully.

SHEPARD'S PIE IS DECLARED THE OFFICIAL FOOD OF THE CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY TUBER.

List of Heretics Excommunicated and/or Interdicted from the Church
- @Potato Bagel
- @Elbbsas

May SPUD SAVE US ALL


LOL

Your position of Bishop is removed, and your excommunications are invalid. You are not the Pope, and you are excommunicated.

However, the Holy Spud is a merciful diety, and will be glad to accept you back when/if He feels you have sufficiently repented.

Thank you for the offer, but I am good. As Doc said, a neutral party, I was officially Bishop of the Church, as established by you and Crushita. Thus, as bishop, I have the right to overthrow corrupt leadership and thus since you waited too long, I am outside your chain of command, so not only you can't actually remove his Bishopric since I am no longer Bishop, you are excommunicated and stripped of your Starchbishop title. SPUD is merciful, when you change your mind, you will ALWAYS be welcome.

Potato Papal Acts I
I hereby officially bestow several titles upon the faithful of SPUD

1. To Chanku, I bestow her the title Priest of the First Dioceses of Wintreath

2. To Butter, I bestow him the title First Advisor of Faith

3. To myself, I bestow the title "Starchy Scribe of the Holy Potatoe"

Because SPUD is so merciful and it pains me to see my church split, I revoke the excommunication of our distinguished members. May this be the beginning of an era of peace.
@Mathyland
@Potato Bagel
@Elbbsas

Your Interdiction is hereby REMOVED by order of His Holiness, Remile I. Because our Creator is Merciful, and he is loving, caring, and forgiving, as your pope, I must also emit these qualities. I hope that your 3 hours of excommunication taught you lessons and showed you what a life without the blessing of SPUD can be. May SPUD save you all.
Because the excommunication has been lifted, I am pleased to grant several more titles.

4. To Elbbsas, I grant the Title "The Starchy Opponent of Shephard's Pie"

5. I reinstate Mathy as "Starchbishop." This is because I have discussed and looked at scripture, and his lack of support for me, while insulting, ill-advised, and ignorant, no one deserves to be removed from the kind and loving touch of SPUD, and before this he has been a great Starchbishop.

6. I grant Bagel the title "Snëgle of Potatoe"

7. I grant Doc, the title "Head Religious Scholar of Potatoism,"while he is not a Potatoist per se, his knowledge of Potatoism and Tomatoism will be useful in creating inter-religious opportunities.

Our church must move forward, it is not the will of SPUD for his followers to be divided.

May SPUD bless us all.
Potato Pope Remile I

You speak of this as an era of peace, yet there will be no peace while a heretic such as yourself is a false pope.

I reject you appointing me as Starchbishop since I already have that title.

You speak of this as an era of peace, yet there will be no peace while a heretic such as yourself is a false pope.

I reject you appointing me as Starchbishop since I already have that title.

LOL. I am already negotiating peace with the other claimant to the Papacy.

You speak of this as an era of peace, yet there will be no peace while a heretic such as yourself is a false pope.

I reject you appointing me as Starchbishop since I already have that title.

LOL. I am already negotiating peace with the other claimant to the Papacy.

The true pope, his eminence Crushita would never negotiate peace with the likes of you.

You speak of this as an era of peace, yet there will be no peace while a heretic such as yourself is a false pope.

I reject you appointing me as Starchbishop since I already have that title.

LOL. I am already negotiating peace with the other claimant to the Papacy.

The true pope, his eminence Crushita would never negotiate peace with the likes of you.

Don't make me re-excommunicate you. Well, I won't excommunicate anyone, I feel that the power of excommunication is a scare tactic used by leaders to silence the voice of reason. I hereby announce that Excommunication will now only be used if necessary, and the preferred initiative will be Interdiction. While Interdiction you can't be a part of some of our rites, no one deserves to be removed from the light of SPUD.