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THE BOOK OF
RECORDS
Here is listed the righteous,
who will ascend to the
Fields.

-Clergy-
Starchbishop Mathyland Valeria
Bishop Remile Oyemojuba av-Devils, AKA Ogunbiyi6422

-Laypeople-
Taurus Valeria
Robin Valeria
Oliver Tiberius Servanus Crowe-Valeria
Potato Bagel
Red Mones
Tatte
Tader

-Unconfirmed Laypeople-
Chanku


To be saved, simply profess the following:

I, [name] profess that there is no deity before the Holy Spud and the Spud will lead us to salvation.

Edit: Tatte DMed me and said I could put his name here

I, Taurus Valeria, profess that there is no deity before the Holy Spud and the Spud will lead us to salvation.

I, Robin Valeria, profess that there is no deity before the Holy Spud and the Spud will lead us to salvation.

I, Oliver Tiberius Servanus Crowe-Valeria profess that there is no deity before the Holy Spud and the Spud will lead us to salvation.

I, Potato Bagel, bear witness that the holiest Tuber that brings all life and matter to the universe is the one true deity worthy of my worship and devotion and that I will spread the word of the great Spud to all that I can, never straying from the path to enlightenment.

I, Red Mones, profess that there is no deity before the Holy Spud and the Spud will lead us to salvation.

Over the past few months, I have been trying to find my purpose, and I think I have found it.
I believe the Holy Spud has called me to join his ministry, and I eagerly accept.

I, Remile Oyemojuba av-Devils, AKA Ogunbiyi6422, profess that there is no deity before the Holy Spud and the Spud will lead us to salvation.