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Players: @Wintermoot, @North, @Doggu (Doggu), @Mathyland, @Ruguo (Silverfishy Zel), @Doc (after round 19)
Winner: Wintermoot in 21 rounds.
Score: Wintermoot: 7, Pengu: 5, Mathyland: 5, North: 2, Ruguo: 2, Doc: 0
Winning answers and conversation that I thought stood out, check out the entire game on Discord in the #zaphyr channel!

1) As king, how will I keep the peasants in line? "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life" (Wintermoot)

2) Air Canada guidelines now prohibit "Sexual tension" on airplanes. (Wintermoot)

3) In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of "Firefly: Season 2". (Pengu)

4) We really need to get a judicial reform passed so we can finally ban "People yelling at each other on Discord". (Mathyland)

[10:51 PM] Mathyland: ah dang I just noticed it spells favorite wrong
[10:51 PM] Mathyland: (I refuse to spell it with a u)
[10:52 PM] Silverfishy Zel: it is clearly favourite
[10:52 PM] Silly North: It's with a U, you non-Commonwealth speaker, you.
[10:52 PM] Mathyland: no
[10:52 PM] Silly North: My Favourite Labour is adding U to things.
[10:52 PM] Mathyland: u are wrong
[10:52 PM] Doggu: How dare you not adhere to proper English, Mathy.
[10:53 PM] Doggu: I'm sou ashamed.
[10:53 PM] Mathyland: no your English is not proper
[10:53 PM] Silly North: Utterly Utterly Ushamed.
[10:53 PM] Silly North: It's the Queen's English, she made it personally
[10:53 PM] Doggu: actually, the lack of a U is more improper.  :stuck_out_tongue:
[10:54 PM] Mathyland: actually its proper tho
[10:54 PM] Mathyland: in the us
[10:54 PM] Mathyland: and we got more people
[10:54 PM] Doggu: in the US, maybe.
[10:54 PM] Doggu: but US English is still a toddler.
[10:54 PM] Silly North: You have more people than the Commonwealth?
[10:54 PM] Doggu: We can't even keep one word to a singular definition.
[10:54 PM] Silly North: Cause I've got over 2 billion people who would disagree with that.

5) In the final round of this year's Omegathon, Omeganauts must face off in a game of "Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality". (Pengu)

6) "Being a motherfucking box". Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. (Pengu)

7) Of course, we all really know that [violet] is "Loki, the trickster god". (Wintermoot)

[10:58 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Oh cool, I get to be lazy this round
[10:58 PM] Wintermoot 👑: I can listen to Incubus and smoke weed
[10:59 PM] Doggu: watches Wintermoot smoke some dank weed
[10:59 PM] Wintermoot 👑: has never actually smoked weed :P
[10:59 PM] Wintermoot 👑: is actually listening to Incubus
[10:59 PM] Doggu: I've tried it before, but eh.
[10:59 PM] Wintermoot 👑: But listening to Incubus makes me think about smoking weed :stuck_out_tongue:
[10:59 PM] Silly North: I assume that's a band?

8) I went from "The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth" to "A big black dick", all thanks to "Samuel L. Jackson". (Mathyland)

9) Oh no! Osiris has been couped again! It's time for "Special musical guest, Cher". (Wintermoot)

[11:04 PM] Wintermoot 👑: The funny thing is the whole Osiris coup meme is like three years out of date xD
[11:04 PM] Doggu: Just the idea of quelling a coup with Cher is hilarious.
[11:05 PM] Silly North: What songs has she sung?
[11:05 PM] Doggu: catchy ones
[11:05 PM] Wintermoot 👑: Coup-ending songs
[11:05 PM] Doggu: I won't fall for your ruse again, North.  :stuck_out_tongue:

10) I saw your artwork of "Tiny nipples" in the Halls of Art and Writing. Very impressive. (Wintermoot)

11) Confusion abounds when [violet] implements "Being a busy adult with many important things to do" for NationStates. (Mathyland)

12) Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with "Actually caring about Regional Politics". (Pengu)

13) Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out "The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction". (North)

14) After a lot of work Wuufu has given Zaphyr the new ability to "Dying"! (North)

15) During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of "Interspecies marriage". (Wintermoot)

[11:15 PM] Zaphyr: All players have played answers, @Silverfishy Zel the Card Czar will now pick their favourite.
[11:15 PM] Mathyland: *favorite
[11:15 PM] Silly North: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

16) Good thing we have an active founder so we don't need to worry about "Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa" taking over Wintreath. (Pengu)

17) If God didn't want us to enjoy "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge", he wouldn't have given us "A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness". (Mathyland)

18) In a pinch, "Just the tip" can be a suitable substitute for "A micropenis". (Mathyland)

19) For my next trick, I will pull "German dungeon porn" out of "Inappropriate yodeling". (Silverfishy Zel)

20) I've got a great idea for a new RP! It's a world where everyone has "Good grammar"! (Silverfishy Zel)

21) Why am I sticky? "Wintreath". (Wintermoot)

We have a winner!! @Wintermoot 👑 has won with 7 awesome points! Game is now over.