The magic of Randomizer, asked thrice, has chosen the contestant with a unanimous 1-1-1 result. And the "winner" is...
Nigel: Welcome back chaps, we've got a doozy for you tonight! Please welcome to the stage...Stephe Colberion (
@Doc)!
The audience cheersWernstrom: What is your talent?
Stephe: My talent is my talent in failing the Turing test despite being human.
The camera cuts to one of those one-on-one sessionsStephe: My name is Stephe Colberion, and I'm here to prove how I as a completely normal human being can fail the Turing Test.
I was always considered the unusual one with my companions. They always seemed to be curiously afraid of my indifferentness, believing that I was in fact an android in disguise. I remember having a close companionship, but my indifferentness drove them to start drinking.
I remember being made fun of constantly because I was considered different. One day I was looking at the edge past the balcony of my home
Just curious to know what it felt like to feel anything. Memory serves that my friend Eric held a gun up to my head at one point just to see if I could feel fear for my very life.
I wanted to feel something, at least I think I did. But I couldn't. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm human, I'd say it was in my programming that I couldn't feel fear.
So logically it made sense to come on here to this show to see if winning this competition would allow me to feel any emotion.
The camera cuts back to the stage.Wernstrom: So you say you're a human that people believe is actually a robot because you fail the Turing Test?
Stephe: That is correct.
Helga: Do me a favor, read this Captcha
Helga holds up a paper with a series of letters and numbersStephe: Capital C, lowercase Q, 1, Squiggly--
Stephe twitches slightly.Stephe: I mean capital M, Zeenar--
Stephe twitches again, more violently, as his voice alters to a more robotic soundStephe: I-AM-SORRY-I-CAN'T-SEEM-TO-UNDERSTAND-COMMAND.
The judges hit the X on their panels as Stephe malfunctions and powers off.Doc aka Stephe Colberion, a
Contestant was chosen in the tie and booted from the show.
Alright everyone, time for another
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