Post #133712
November 26, 2018, 11:21:45 AM
I object to this survey on the grounds that I was told there would be 7 questions, but there are in fact EIGHT! Lies! Fabrications! Prevarications! Other synonyms that would show up if I could be bothered to look in a dictionary!
Nonetheless, I'll answer your questions. BUT MY WAY!
Question 1: Where would you spend your ideal Christmas?
A) Somewhere where I can be surrounded by nature
B) Somewhere with lots of activity
C) Somewhere high up with a lot of adventure
D) Somewhere warm and away from the snow
E) Somewhere magical that really captures the essence of Christmas
F) Somewhere delightful with various types of foods to eat
Question 2: Give your best Santa Claus impression:
A) Ho Ho Ho!
B) He He He!
C) Ha Ha Ha!
D) You're on the naughty list, young man. Lying about the number of questions is bad behavior!
Question 3: If you could celebrate Christmas in any point in history, which would you choose?
A) I’d choose a time when things were much simpler.
B) I’m fine with how we celebrate Christmas now.
C) I’d want to see how they celebrate it in the future.
D) Every day should be celebrated.
Question 4: What is your preferred winter holiday drink?
A) Hot Chocolate
B) Hot Apple Cider
C) Peppermint Beverages
D) Egg Nog
E) Hard Liquor
F) Hard Liqour with Egg Nog
Question 5: Which Holiday is the most magical?
A) Christmas, obviously
B) Halloween, duh.
C) Valentines Day, clearly
D) Summersend, of course
E) All holidays are equally magical (With the unfortunate exception of Summersend, seeing as it's not celebrated at Hogwarts)
Question 6: Which holiday is the least magical?
A) Christmas, the Halmark holiday
B) Halloween, a corporate sell-out holiday
C) Valentines Day, a day that puts monetary value to love
D) Summersend, it's not even an IRL holiday! Hogwarts will celebrate it one day...
E) All holidays are equally magical
Question 7: Do you Believe in Santa Claus?
A) Yep!
B) Nah
C) Who?
D) I believe that the figure of Saint Nicholas gradually metamorphosed into the jolly fat old white man we have today.
Final Question: What is your Christmas Name?
Ebenezer Scrooge!