Post #125056
June 28, 2018, 06:00:40 PM
I nominate America, because it's-
Oh, wait, what, Canada day is July 1st?
And Bastille Day is the 14th?
Well boy golly holly, guess that plan's cancelled.
Instead, my nomination goes to Dogs.
'Dogs', you ask incredulously. 'I mean, they're pretty great, but you have a phobia of them and, I mean, dogs are great year round anyway, why celebrate them now?'
To that, I say: technically speaking, it'll be the dog days of summer, oh ho ho I'm hilarious.