Section I: Basic Information1) Please take a moment to introduce yourself to us! What led you here, what your interests are, what you hope to get out of being a part of our community as a Citizen, and anything else you would like us to know.
It was a clear, sunny day, then I arrived. From then on, it has been a dark, stormy night. Just the way everyone likes it. I came on a sled, and then I came on a sled. I'm here to make sure I keep the nicer masking colour in Discord.
2) What timezone are you in?
GMT+3
3) Would you like a mentor to help you learn your way around Wintreath?
No. I have dispatched 80 000 Multi Shadow Clones, I already know even the little things people are hoping no one would ever dig up. I took me seven years, but I have finally produced a hard copy of every secret I found. I may have depleted the entire world's supply of punch cards, but I believe it was worth it. I'm going to read them as good night stories for my pet puddles of water.
4) How did you find out about Wintreath? If you received a telegram, please include the nation that sent it so they can receive credit!
When I was three years old, an unmarked tricycle kidnapped me. The journey was short and rather comfortable thanks to the cool autumn breeze. We drove straight under a semi-trailer truck, our deaths were instant. While I was in Hell, I joined a "letter to a stranger" -program, and my partner happened to know Wintreath, he told me great stories about zombie apocalypses and how he was able to levitate his enormous country to this wonderful region. He says he's forever grateful to you, excluding the one of you who attacked him with terrible missiles. I eventually managed to melt in the heat, and used the gravity of Earth's core to slingshot me back to the realm of the living. By then I was a grown man and had nowhere to go. I slept the first night cuddled next to my gravestone, but it was too tiny to provide any real shelter. Then I recalled the stories I had heard about this place, and sought you out. Aside from my beer constantly freezing here, I'm really enjoying my stay.
5) What interested you in becoming a member of the community?
Fear of zombies, and distaste for getting wet whenever it rains.
Section II: NationStates (You can skip this if you are not involved with NationStates)5) What is the name of your Wintreath nation in Wintreath?
Kadonia.
6) Do you have nations in any other regions? If so, where? Also, do you serve in any official roles in any of them? If so, what are they?
No.
7) Are you new to NationStates?
Yes, but I'm terribly ashamed of that. If you could treat me like I knew what I was doing, that would be great!
