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How do you feel about the direction South Africa is headed in currently?

Super disappointed. For years, I made the foolish mistake of thinking Ramaphosa would be different. I was super impressed with his reaction to things like the Marikana incident, his views on affirmative action as it was implemented in the country, and his pro-business stance in a country that lost so much under the maladministration of the government.

Then what does he do when he realises his policies aren't going to fly in the modern ANC? Does he stick to his beliefs and clear the government of the cancer that was Zuma's cronyism? Does he focus on fixing the economy? Nope. Instead he goes ahead and does exactly what his rival was planning to do: stupidly divides the country even further by agitating for land expropriation without compensation. Now extremists and populists on all side of the political spectrum have inherited South Africa's political future. White and black supremacists are agitating for war while the normal people in the middle look on in wonder at a country that managed to get so. completely. hopelessly. fucked.

Of the video games that you have played, which did you hate the most?

God, that's a tough one. Surprising as it may be, it's difficult to get me to truly hate something. Even when others have despised a game for one specific reason, I've found myself enjoying some aspect of it, at least.

That said, I hate what happened to a few games, even if I don't hate the games themselves. First and foremost would probably be Dragon Age Inquisition.

Where even to start. I suppose what I hate most is how much they changed the tone and genre. Dragon Age Origins was heavily inspired by dark fantasy stories like A Song of Ice and Fire, and it was apparent all throughout its makeup. The characters were never completely good or evil, and you were faced with tough moral quandaries in places like Orzamar when you had to choose between Harrowmont or Bhelen to take over as king of the dwarves. Harrowmont was the better person, no doubt about it, but he was too stuck in tradition and too weak to make meaningful change. Bhelen, on the other hand, killed his own brother, and probably even his own father to get a shot at the crown. He was ruthless, unyielding and exactly what Orzamar needed to move past its unfair and useless traditions, whether the dwarves wanted to or not. The magic system was just as dark. Sure, blood mages were powerful, but the cost to human life was immense. Even Dragon Age 2, as maligned as it was, kept this part of its identity. This was completely absent from Inquisition. By contrast, Inquisition was the stereotypical epic high fantasy you could expect from LOTR, not something as abysmally dark and unyielding as Dragon Age Origins. They removed blood magic as a skill your character could perform, the characters were clearly good or evil, and the characterisation was incredibly rushed for anyone outside your party. The story was much less involved and the quests were mostly MMO fetch quests.

They also paid zero attention to the continuity of the series and actively destroyed some of the many juicy bits from the previous games. Oh? You were interested in seeing just what Flemeth had planned? Too bad, she's dead now after appearing in one scene. You wanted to see what would come of literally fathering Satan in Origins with Morrigan so you could survive the Blight? Too bad, Flemeth banished the arch-demon essence she extracted from your son to the fade.

And the most unforgivable of all: WHERE THE FUCK IS SANDAL!?

Honestly, I had to seriously remind myself what I liked about this game, constantly, to keep putting up with its shit.

Have you ever been charged by a rhino, elephant, hippo, other big African safari animal?

Who is your favorite mythological character?

Lol, no, I haven't. Closest thing to that was when I went to the Krüger National Park and my car was suddenly surrounded by a herd of elephants. It was fucking scary, because there were a few bulls who each weighed about 5 tons and could crush me and everyone else in the car as casually as we might crush an ant hill, but they were luckily not aggressive. They just grazed a bit and then went on their merry ways. A few of them were drunk from the fermented marula fruits they'd been feasting on, which was quite hilarious. Still, though, it was tense.

My favourite mythological character? Probably King Solomon from the bible. As a lateral thinker myself, I quite enjoyed his unconventional approach to solving problems.

Cuttin' them kids in half?

Haha, I understand that was a joke, but just in case someone here hasn't yet heard this story and gets the wrong idea: King Solomon once had to solve a dispute between two women both claiming a certain boy was theirs. Obviously DNA testing was a few years away from being a thing, so he posed the following solution - cut the boy in half and each woman walks away happy. He gave the boy to the woman who protested and decided she'd rather have the other woman have the boy if it meant the boy would live. Good a way as any to solve it, right.