Post #108898
September 27, 2017, 06:19:57 PM
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One who walks the Red Path of the Tomatoe must cast aside all bonds save those of his siblings in the Faith, that the fruits of his labor may be shiny and ripe-red. Yea, though some Potatoeists see the path, 'tis but through a glass, cracked and darkened with age. Yea, the doctrine of the red potato, though true and bright in its color, is but a mere shadow of the Blessed Tomatoe, and all who look upon it may be saved by the reflected light from its skin. Eat of it; may its seeds nourish and may the juice from it bestow strength.
Toma! Toma! The fruit of the vine is life and light, while only death lies buried beneath the ground.
Convert! Repent! Be cleansed of thine sins! For I was once a Potatoe Paladin, but I have found the light, and it burns red, red with the blood of the vine and all the sinners before it.
or some other silliness who knows